*The Cast:* Gabriella-Barbie...Regan Sharpay-Barbie....Angie Troy-Ken..............Regan Ryan-Ken.............Angie *The Set:* The bedroom of two 11 year olds, aka East High School *The Script:* Gabriella-Barbie: Hi Troy! Oh, you're _so_ cute! Troy-Ken: I know. Aren't I hot! Sharpay-Barbie: You can't have him, Gabriella. He's mine! Hey Troy, wanna watch me sing? Troy-Ken: No, you suck. Ryan-Ken: Come on, Sharpay, lets go. Sharpay-Barbie: Gabriella, that outfit is _so_ last week. I mean, come on! [SHARPAY and RYAN exit stage right] Troy-Ken: Hey, Gabby, remember when we sang at that snowboarding resort? Gabriella-Barbie: Yeah, wasn't it amazing how, like, we both knew how to harmonize with each other? It's almost like we rehearsed it! [TROY and GABRIELLA exit stage left] *Minutes From Producer/Director's Meeting:* &quot;Angie, let's take a break now. I'm tired.&quot; &quot;Okay,&quot; replied Regan. &quot;Anyway, I have to go write a letter.&quot; &quot;To who?&quot; Angie is curious. &quot;Duh, Zac Efron! I _so_ have to ask him to marry me!&quot; 2007-12-22T02:34:40Z http://ficlets.com/feed/story/10573 <p>omg, I think hsm gets 2 much publicity. Great job! I love the part,&#8221; It&#8217;s almost like we rehearsed it.&#8221;</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/10573?basename=29670 2007-12-22T02:34:40Z flute faerie http://ficlets.com/authors/user_6061 <p>lol, yah i seriously cant stand HSM <br />nice job, i basically love anything making fun of HSM , so that was awesome!!</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/10573?basename=22738 2007-11-12T08:34:51Z wytherwings http://ficlets.com/authors/wytherwings <p>hate both of those, love the ficlet. hilarious!!!</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/10573?basename=17872 2007-10-16T02:01:32Z blueyedwonder http://ficlets.com/authors/blueyedwonder <p> HSM -Grrr! hate it, yeah, but my sis was in a play of it and it was cool because they made it so cheesy and over-the-top that it was acually funny. but the movie sucks, so yay! HSM spoof!</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/10573?basename=17468 2007-10-14T01:47:10Z Insert Pen Name Here http://ficlets.com/authors/yaylane <p>i like hsm but that was hilarious i feel that if u want to trash it in a funny way go ahead</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/10573?basename=17378 2007-10-13T15:15:15Z NikkiC93 http://ficlets.com/authors/cool <p>I hate HSM &#8230;. I&#8217;m 11! Peeve me off.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/10573?basename=17333 2007-10-13T02:25:14Z Mask By The Moon http://ficlets.com/authors/mbtm <p>haha loved it. Especially the part about singing at the resort.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/10573?basename=16909 2007-10-11T00:58:58Z emma jo_234 http://ficlets.com/authors/emmaj <p>anyone with a soul hates HSM ! well, maybe that&#8217;s a bit extreme but you get the point!</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/10573?basename=16542 2007-10-09T00:51:22Z Yeah Write! http://ficlets.com/authors/yeahwrite <p>great job, i can&#8217;t stand HSM and this made me alugh</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/10573?basename=16233 2007-10-06T18:21:54Z BetwINeen http://ficlets.com/authors/betwineen <p>Oh, yes, naturally&#8230;</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/10573?basename=16229 2007-10-06T18:09:57Z someday_93 http://ficlets.com/authors/someday_93 <p>Oh yeah and Zac Efron is going to marry <strong>me</strong>...</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/10573?basename=16192 2007-10-06T03:04:27Z Lone Writer http://ficlets.com/authors/solopen <p>Yeah I like HSM too. But that was beyond funny.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/10573?basename=16191 2007-10-06T03:03:46Z Lone Writer http://ficlets.com/authors/solopen <p>I was sooo debating on spoofing HSM . Glad you took the weight off my shoulders&#8230;though HSM being so shallow, I dont think it&#8217;s that much of a weight.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/10573?basename=16009 2007-10-04T23:31:15Z Stovohobo http://ficlets.com/authors/stovohobo <p> HSM so easily mockable. great job.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/10573?basename=15868 2007-10-03T23:03:48Z SKermitgorf http://ficlets.com/authors/kermitgorf <p>haha wow. i actually like HSM , but i think it went to far. but this story made me laugh!</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/10573?basename=15475 2007-10-02T02:17:47Z MissJonas1492 http://ficlets.com/authors/princesssister <p>Hilarious! Or as I say to a friend who I particularly like to make fun of, hillahreeus!</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/10573?basename=15451 2007-10-02T00:04:08Z Three Gryphon[s] http://ficlets.com/authors/three_gryphon%5Bs%5D <p>ahh last year &#8211; we were totally like tht =]</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/10573?basename=15440 2007-10-01T23:24:08Z One Time, One Chance http://ficlets.com/authors/one_chance <p>But perhaps I will change it to eleven year olds&#8230; :)</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/10573?basename=15413 2007-10-01T21:49:31Z someday_93 http://ficlets.com/authors/someday_93 <p>Um, I guess you have never met my seven year old sister. They can and they do&#8230;it&#8217;s depressing. This is one of her basic Barbie games, almost word for word.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/10573?basename=15410 2007-10-01T21:46:38Z someday_93 http://ficlets.com/authors/someday_93 <p>I don&#8217;t think 7-year-olds actually talk like that, but I enjoyed the <em>High School Musical</em> slam.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/10573?basename=15391 2007-10-01T20:41:25Z Alexa ♥ http://ficlets.com/authors/alexa1018 <p>Sorry to those of you who like HSM . It&#8217;s just one of those things I can&#8217;t stand.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/10573?basename=15364 2007-10-01T19:13:16Z someday_93 http://ficlets.com/authors/someday_93