With the recent wave of people receiving super powers I would like to officially declare that my super power sucks. My mom got super speed, dad can explode objects with his mind, even my stupid little sister can breathe under water... brat. Jimmy across the street can fly. Ashley talks to animals. Taylor walks to school in fourteen steps with his stupid super stretch legs. Even old man Winston can shoot lasers out of his eyes - LASERS OUT OF HIS EYES! So why couldn't I get a cool super power like that? I waited and waited and waited and this is what I get?! My family says that this its cool, and I'll 'appreciate it when I'm older', but they don't understand. Why the hell would I want every girl I touch to fall in love with me? Anyone want to trade? 2007-04-26T16:39:26Z http://ficlets.com/feed/story/1061 <p>Most amusing Ficlet I&#8217;ve read. Gosh, you are absolutely brilliant here, the way you kept the reader on his toes &#8216;til the very end. Ha! What a superpower to have.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/1061?basename=1257 2007-04-26T16:39:26Z Tygertrot http://ficlets.com/authors/tygertrot <p>Go for it!</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/1061?basename=353 2007-03-21T17:06:06Z Jnova http://ficlets.com/authors/jnova <p>I liked it! want to keep going? (I am unfortunately bad at making things stay funny, but can try.)</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/1061?basename=351 2007-03-21T15:55:54Z rejoicingapathy http://ficlets.com/authors/rejoicingapathy