We all know the stories about Britney Spears, Barbie, and Paris Hilton. But what you don't know is this: the REAL story. We all know that Britney has lost custody of her baby, but that's as far as the truth goes. She thought her baby was horrendous, so she put a brown paper bag over the child's head one day as she was mowing her grass. She had placed the bag-child in the path of her lawnmower, and when she came to it, she had forgotten what it was. Not caring a bit, she drop-kicked the thing over the fence, into Paris Hilton's yard. Paris found the bag later that day and opened it, to take a look. &quot;Ugh! Your make-up's not worth one mill yet, and your NOT HOTT!! Loser!&quot; and she too drop-kicked him, into Barbie's car. Barbie, who had been over the legal alcohol limit, thought the round headed object was a soccer ball, and to prove she wasn't drunk, tried to juggle it in front of the police - who later took the baby to an orphanage. And that, my friends, is the story of Micheal Jackson. 2007-11-18T03:17:27Z http://ficlets.com/feed/story/10760 <p>hey.. babe.. who&#8217;s livi?</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/10760?basename=23849 2007-11-18T03:17:27Z One Time, One Chance http://ficlets.com/authors/one_chance <p>blondie babe-=tori</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/10760?basename=23845 2007-11-18T03:04:55Z Blondie Babe http://ficlets.com/authors/blondie_babe <p>go livi that wasd rockin babe</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/10760?basename=23844 2007-11-18T03:04:20Z Blondie Babe http://ficlets.com/authors/blondie_babe <p>lol hilarous rofl</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/10760?basename=17376 2007-10-13T15:11:19Z NikkiC93 http://ficlets.com/authors/cool <p>i laughed. nice job</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/10760?basename=17242 2007-10-12T20:45:05Z emma jo_234 http://ficlets.com/authors/emmaj <p>Haha. Made me go, &#8220;What the F<strong>*</strong>&#8221; outloud, but in that good way.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/10760?basename=17184 2007-10-12T18:27:29Z A Clockwork Apple http://ficlets.com/authors/theatergirl558 <p>Laine should realize that this is the response to the <em>Mock Pop Culture Challenge</em>!<br />Very funny story, who knows, it could be a future Micheal Jackson.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/10760?basename=16932 2007-10-11T05:03:45Z Amaster http://ficlets.com/authors/amaster <p>Funny. Really funny actually.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/10760?basename=16787 2007-10-10T19:06:09Z J.B. Williams http://ficlets.com/authors/user_5182 <p>I didn&#8217;t like it at all. Partially because of the way it was written, and also because of making fun of her kids.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/10760?basename=16714 2007-10-10T00:23:31Z Laine the Grey http://ficlets.com/authors/lainegrey <p>Haha, tres magnifique.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/10760?basename=16555 2007-10-09T02:19:39Z Saint Chuck http://ficlets.com/authors/chuck_thelove <p>haha. Love the Michael Jackson thing.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/10760?basename=16547 2007-10-09T01:04:05Z Leave Me A Note http://ficlets.com/authors/justasecret <p>Awesome and creative except the part of Michael Jackson.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/10760?basename=16455 2007-10-08T02:57:17Z Mr Reeses http://ficlets.com/authors/blacktrumpetplaya <p>oh, you definately are a great writer!<br />that was sooooooooooo HOT !!!!!</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/10760?basename=16243 2007-10-06T20:39:15Z Bring Out Your Inner Emo Kid <3 http://ficlets.com/authors/cappygrl95 <p>lol x 3<br />very funny and creative</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/10760?basename=16225 2007-10-06T17:55:28Z BetwINeen http://ficlets.com/authors/betwineen <p>heh heh.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/10760?basename=16207 2007-10-06T11:51:52Z ItsNotEasy_BeingGreen http://ficlets.com/authors/write_away <p> LUV IT !! I ♥ the twist w/ MJ!!</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/10760?basename=16134 2007-10-05T20:34:01Z JonasBrothersLova148 http://ficlets.com/authors/jonasbrotherslova148 <p>Alexa&#8217;s comment made me laugh as much as the actual story did. Great.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/10760?basename=16005 2007-10-04T23:23:41Z Stovohobo http://ficlets.com/authors/stovohobo <p>I got caught in a logic trap where Michael Jackson being older than any of the women who could&#8217;ve been his mom . . . well, except for Barbie, but she&#8217;s plastic. OK, so are Britney, Paris, and Michael. Point taken. And I suppose he does act like he was kicked in the head quite a bit.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/10760?basename=15967 2007-10-04T21:05:23Z Alexa ♥ http://ficlets.com/authors/alexa1018 <p>barbie is the normalest one in the bunch. I laughed.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/10760?basename=15865 2007-10-03T22:56:36Z SKermitgorf http://ficlets.com/authors/kermitgorf <p>This made me laugh.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/10760?basename=15860 2007-10-03T22:32:13Z someday_93 http://ficlets.com/authors/someday_93 <p>Bizarre but had a nice sort of light &#8220;I know this is nuts&#8221; feel to it. Not bad.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/10760?basename=15856 2007-10-03T21:52:13Z THX 0477 http://ficlets.com/authors/thx_0477 <p>very sucky, i&#8217;m sorry.<br />i&#8217;m also sorry if anybody likes these people. for the record, i have a paris hilton purse and britney&#8217;s new song &#8220;Gimme More&#8221; on itunes. and i have a few barbies, which haven&#8217;t been used in over 7 years.<br />..I&#8217;m twelve. do the math.<br />anyway, just thought i&#8217;d make fun of these guys =]</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/10760?basename=15853 2007-10-03T21:42:54Z One Time, One Chance http://ficlets.com/authors/one_chance