Comments on 'Dear Gossip Girl: I Wanna Be Generally Unhealthy'*Dear Gossip Girl: My husband won't let me perform my nightly ritual of watching ET with a gallon of rocky road ice cream by my side. He wants to watch something called football instead. Help?*
*-ET Phones Home*
To ET: Have you ever considered divorcing your husband? Why listen to his idiotic, no doubt indecipherable mumblings when you can just walk away from him forever? All the stars in Hollywood do it. Why listen to _his_ wants and needs?
*Dear Gossip Girl: I'm freaking out. I'm trying out to become a model, but they won't accept me because I don't smoke or take medicines usually given to horses to get thinner, and I gained three ounces of weight yesterday! Advice?*
*-Wannabe Anorexic*
To Wannabe: Smoke. Take those medicines usually reserved for horses. Become bulimic. Drop that disgusting three ounces of weight, any way you can!
*Dear Gossip Girl: Your advice columns freak me out. Your answers are hazardous. What should I do?*
*-Concerned Doctor*
To Doctor: ...2007-11-12T08:47:01Zhttp://ficlets.com/feed/story/10975Comment on Dear Gossip Girl: I Wanna Be Generally Unhealthy<p>hahaha… totally gossip girl</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/10975?basename=227392007-11-12T08:47:01Zwytherwingshttp://ficlets.com/authors/wytherwingsComment on Dear Gossip Girl: I Wanna Be Generally Unhealthy<p>nice advice, u should start a real advice column, everyone will be single, skin and bones, and totally insane!</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/10975?basename=175582007-10-14T23:25:42ZBring Out Your Inner Emo Kid <3http://ficlets.com/authors/cappygrl95Comment on Dear Gossip Girl: I Wanna Be Generally Unhealthy<p>...ha ha.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/10975?basename=173362007-10-13T02:35:28Zargh-mateyhttp://ficlets.com/authors/user_5771Comment on Dear Gossip Girl: I Wanna Be Generally Unhealthy<p> HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!!</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/10975?basename=173092007-10-13T01:53:23Zblueyedwonderhttp://ficlets.com/authors/blueyedwonderComment on Dear Gossip Girl: I Wanna Be Generally Unhealthy<p>Okay, for the last time, it’s not based off of that! I don’t even know what the TV show or books are about! Eesh. See above comment by me.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/10975?basename=170302007-10-11T20:18:29ZStovohobohttp://ficlets.com/authors/stovohoboComment on Dear Gossip Girl: I Wanna Be Generally Unhealthy<p>I should slap you for this. Gossip Girl is LIFE !!!! The first episode is/was free on iTunes btw ppl. I watched it, fell IN LOVE WITH IT , and.. omg. but this is pretty funny, i admit. ughh. you disappoint me stovo. but i guess, in the eyes of some, this is how they would view it =]<br />lmao to Yeah Write!’s comment =]</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/10975?basename=170232007-10-11T19:57:09ZOne Time, One Chancehttp://ficlets.com/authors/one_chanceComment on Dear Gossip Girl: I Wanna Be Generally Unhealthy<p>*who, not how.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/10975?basename=168542007-10-10T22:17:43Zemma jo_234http://ficlets.com/authors/emmajComment on Dear Gossip Girl: I Wanna Be Generally Unhealthy<p>haha. if I ever decide to smoke or become anorexic, I’ll know how to turn to. nice.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/10975?basename=168532007-10-10T22:17:29Zemma jo_234http://ficlets.com/authors/emmajComment on Dear Gossip Girl: I Wanna Be Generally Unhealthy<p>Dear Stovohobo-<br />Positively Brilliant!</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/10975?basename=168192007-10-10T21:08:18ZLaine the Greyhttp://ficlets.com/authors/lainegreyComment on Dear Gossip Girl: I Wanna Be Generally Unhealthy<p>Oh my gosh. I’ve never heard of Gossip Girl, but this is hysterical.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/10975?basename=166952007-10-09T22:18:13Zsomeday_93http://ficlets.com/authors/someday_93Comment on Dear Gossip Girl: I Wanna Be Generally Unhealthy<p>These are really good ways to be unhealthy.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/10975?basename=166052007-10-09T13:50:58ZAlexa ♥http://ficlets.com/authors/alexa1018Comment on Dear Gossip Girl: I Wanna Be Generally Unhealthy<p>Dear Abby/ann landers with really bad advice lol. But the satire was hysterical. esp to the anoexic!</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/10975?basename=165072007-10-08T20:15:00ZSKermitgorfhttp://ficlets.com/authors/kermitgorfComment on Dear Gossip Girl: I Wanna Be Generally Unhealthy<p>I’ve never seen <em>Gossip Girl</em> on TV, or read the books, I just figured it was an accurate name for a sleazy advice columnist.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/10975?basename=164012007-10-07T20:07:48ZStovohobohttp://ficlets.com/authors/stovohoboComment on Dear Gossip Girl: I Wanna Be Generally Unhealthy<p>funny, and totally true.<br />i love the series but people writing to a total stranger are just a wee bit…<em>desprete</em></p>http://ficlets.com/stories/10975?basename=163712007-10-07T17:37:38ZBetwINeenhttp://ficlets.com/authors/betwineenComment on Dear Gossip Girl: I Wanna Be Generally Unhealthy<p> I LUVVV GOSSIP GIRL 2 !!!</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/10975?basename=163562007-10-07T15:13:14Zllamaluvsmenotuhttp://ficlets.com/authors/user_2924Comment on Dear Gossip Girl: I Wanna Be Generally Unhealthy<p>haha! how did i know it was you, stovohobo? please tell me you have some legit reason for watching Gossip Girl! :P<br />~<br />only watched the first episode but not for lack of trying! thank goodness my other shows are on that abc full episode player!</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/10975?basename=163312007-10-07T04:34:07ZYeah Write!http://ficlets.com/authors/yeahwriteComment on Dear Gossip Girl: I Wanna Be Generally Unhealthy<p>omg I LOVE GOSSIP GIRL !!!</p>
<p>its the best series</p>
<p>but i do agree with her…elitest comments….im just a sucker for the rich life and its perks</p>
<p>this is very funny and totally true<br />nice</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/10975?basename=163202007-10-07T03:36:54Zartistsrunwildhttp://ficlets.com/authors/artistsrunwildComment on Dear Gossip Girl: I Wanna Be Generally Unhealthy<p>Always boggles my mind how people feel that writing to a complete stranger is a good and effective way to make life decision.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/10975?basename=163142007-10-07T02:40:10ZTHX 0477http://ficlets.com/authors/thx_0477Comment on Dear Gossip Girl: I Wanna Be Generally Unhealthy<p>Hahaha…satirical and hilarious at once. Love it.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/10975?basename=163012007-10-07T01:53:35ZStorykeeper of Faehttp://ficlets.com/authors/smileComment on Dear Gossip Girl: I Wanna Be Generally Unhealthy<p>Just to let you know I posted all the comments as I read the paragraphs one-by-one.. I really LOVED the ending</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/10975?basename=163002007-10-07T01:49:34ZN555champ /\and/\ X-Ninja (LoA)http://ficlets.com/authors/bigkittyproductionsComment on Dear Gossip Girl: I Wanna Be Generally Unhealthy<p>Gossip Girl is kind of a meany pants… walking out on your husband so you can eat rocky road? Girlfriend, you need to get your priorities straight</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/10975?basename=162992007-10-07T01:48:11ZN555champ /\and/\ X-Ninja (LoA)http://ficlets.com/authors/bigkittyproductionsComment on Dear Gossip Girl: I Wanna Be Generally Unhealthy<p>What is this football you speak of?</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/10975?basename=162982007-10-07T01:46:38ZN555champ /\and/\ X-Ninja (LoA)http://ficlets.com/authors/bigkittyproductions