"*Stop!*" "What! What?" "Stop the car." "Crap. Wait. Arrgh. Ok... we're stopped, though I think the guy in the van behind us is going to have a heart attack." "Thanks... that was close." "What was? Why did we have to stop so suddenly." "The sign." "What sign? I didn't see any sign and I do look out for these things." "Back there, the sign back there." "_What sign?_ No one else seems to have seen this mythical sign." "There was a sign, it said _No Road_." "No Road?" "Yes. I figured that was dangerous." "No Road?" "Yes." "Since when have they had signs that say no road? I mean we are the middle of town here." "It did. Really. Go back and look." "*Sigh* Ok." ... "Sorry." "No, no. It's fine. I can see how you got confused." "But it did say No Road." "It said Norman Road but some kids stolen the letters. Go back to sleep." http://ficlets.com/feed/story/1164