Dear -Gossip Girl-, Hollywood Heroin, I cut myself at night because my boyfriend broke up with me. --SoEmoIDon'tKnowWhatToDoWithMyself Dear SEIDKWTDM, Duh! Why are you wasting time cutting _yourself_?!! Go -cut- *STAB* that nasty boyfriend! Dear double-H, I'm ADHD. My girlfriend hates me because of it, she only goes out with me because I buy her expensive things. What do I do? --MentalHottie Dear MentalCreep, That's really messed up. Just in case you want to know. And, one word: Pills. Just, please, for all our sakes: no Ecstasy. Dear Hollywood Heroin, I like this girl, but she likes my friend. What do I do? --Ladytroubles Dear Ladytroubles, Please see SEIDKWTDM's response. Except, of course, I sincerely hope the friend isn't really your boyfriend...just a friend who's a boy. 2007-12-28T08:38:19Z http://ficlets.com/feed/story/11672 <p>hahaha that was pretty funny<br />=D</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/11672?basename=30513 2007-12-28T08:38:19Z LovingYourHeartbreak♥ http://ficlets.com/authors/xoxo <p>err&#8230;who would believe a comedic series on an online website?</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/11672?basename=24532 2007-11-22T21:46:11Z blueyedwonder http://ficlets.com/authors/blueyedwonder <p>not to take it that seriously, but i thought that was a little mean. I mean some people actually go through things like that and it seems like all you are doing is making fun of them. What if someone actually believed this, what if they actually did something like that, then it wouldn&#8217;t be very funny would it?</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/11672?basename=23021 2007-11-14T01:07:19Z Overlooked_Merchandise http://ficlets.com/authors/era <p>hahhha, very funny =]</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/11672?basename=18678 2007-10-20T02:36:28Z One Time, One Chance http://ficlets.com/authors/one_chance <p>yes, i have to agree&#8230;this was just a little, blah im bored type of thing. but thanks to kermitgorf!</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/11672?basename=18247 2007-10-17T23:29:30Z blueyedwonder http://ficlets.com/authors/blueyedwonder <p>Hmm, fun but not quite up to the standards of some of the previous ones. Although I did like the SoEmoIDon&#8217;tKnowWhatToDoWithMyself.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/11672?basename=18243 2007-10-17T23:24:14Z THX 0477 http://ficlets.com/authors/thx_0477 <p>That was sooo funny!</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/11672?basename=18215 2007-10-17T22:23:31Z SKermitgorf http://ficlets.com/authors/kermitgorf