Comments on 'With Four You Get Eggroll' A Mother and her four sons went into Wong's Chinese Restaurant, "Ok," she said, "what does everyone want to eat?"
Kevin, the loudest, said, "I want sweet and sour chicken."
Luke, the tallest, chimmed in, " I want General Tou's chicken, that's my favorite."
"Bar-B-Que spare ribs for me mom," said Matthew, her eldest.
"Mark, what do you want?", his mom asked.
Mark, the youngest, looked up, gave a half-smile and said in a demanding tone, "I want pizza."
"Aww come on Mark, we voted," said all of his brothers in unison.
"Boys, boys, that's enough," their mother whispered, "maybe we can come back here when Mark wants Chinese food."
"You gotta be kiddin me?,"Kevin shouted in disgust.
"What the hell, why do we always gotta do what *he* wants?" Luke asked.
"Luke, watch your mouth," his mother admonished.
"To hell with this," said Luke, "Come on guys lets go call dad, see if he wants Chinese tonight."
Matthew and Kevin followed their brother out the door.
Mark smiled and said, "Lets get eggrolls mom."2007-11-14T02:23:07Zhttp://ficlets.com/feed/story/13649Comment on With Four You Get Eggroll<p>I love this. I only have two and can imagine what it would be like with four…. <strong>shiver</strong> ... Especially when it comes to food.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/13649?basename=230412007-11-14T02:23:07ZJenuniquehttp://ficlets.com/authors/jenuniqueComment on With Four You Get Eggroll<p>Love the psychologically oriented comments, though I do have to say the whole Oedipus complex isn’t a conscious drive…I mean, it’s not like that’s what he’s really thinking about in some sick, creepy way. Oh never mind.</p>
<p>LoA</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/13649?basename=230222007-11-14T01:07:48ZTHX 0477http://ficlets.com/authors/thx_0477Comment on With Four You Get Eggroll<p> I LOVE CHINESE FOOD !!!!!!!!! chinese food in general is my favorite food. escpecially their lo mein.. mmm.. i’m hungry now thx a lot! =]<br />~<br />aha! tht’s one way to save money!!</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/13649?basename=229782007-11-13T22:13:19ZOne Time, One Chancehttp://ficlets.com/authors/one_chanceComment on With Four You Get Eggroll<p>Ha. Mean little tyke. My mom loves Chinese food, and in fact, we usually choose pizza. =)</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/13649?basename=229702007-11-13T21:49:14ZStovohobohttp://ficlets.com/authors/stovohoboComment on With Four You Get Eggroll<p>Wow…um…yeah.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/13649?basename=229442007-11-13T19:56:20Zsomeday_93http://ficlets.com/authors/someday_93Comment on With Four You Get Eggroll<p>This is good. And exactly how brothers would probably act!! I like it!</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/13649?basename=229372007-11-13T17:23:02Zhorrorfan13http://ficlets.com/authors/horrorfan13Comment on With Four You Get Eggroll<p>Oedipus Rex Jr., as some have suggested? Or just an effectively manipultive momma’s boy? Makes me hungry, and the subtle creepiness is great.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/13649?basename=229312007-11-13T16:21:27ZEckhousehttp://ficlets.com/authors/eckhouseComment on With Four You Get Eggroll<p>I totally agree with artistsrunwild, why else would the child bother? And why else would it be rated mature?</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/13649?basename=229272007-11-13T14:20:19ZFyora Cartaganhttp://ficlets.com/authors/fyoramacraggeComment on With Four You Get Eggroll<p>sounds a bit like oedipus….lol…i just made an intriguing [albeit mature rated story] totally over-age/disgusting</p>
<p>well</p>
<p>only if you know anything about the oedipus complex – i shall refrain from explaining as that proves that its adult discussion time, no explanation needed :)</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/13649?basename=229232007-11-13T08:45:32Zartistsrunwildhttp://ficlets.com/authors/artistsrunwildComment on With Four You Get Eggroll<p>sounds like the beginning of a very good story. definately sparked my interest. mark manipulating his brothers so he could be alone with his mom. o.k. give me more!</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/13649?basename=229192007-11-13T08:29:48Zchuckiehttp://ficlets.com/authors/user_6038