Thirty-four year old male, looking for male or female (preferably male) house-mate. *The house*: Two bedroom, Two and a half bath, Office, Kitchen, and Backyard &quot;shed&quot; *Me*: Willing to cook, clean the house (and the roommates bedroom, assuming their _personal_ things are kept in drawers), and wash the roommate's laundry (assuming they are not _soiled_) *Roommate must be willing to*: Eat food cooked for them, Keep their _significant guests_ and their accompanying activities quiet (if they choose to have any), Stay out of _my_ office *and* _my_ shed, and only enter the kitchen when given my _express_ permission. Also preferable if the roommate does not mind being... _bitten_ occasionally. Not life-threatening, of course, just the occasional nibble, you know? No, of course you don't... Please apply, I'm *very* lonely. 2007-11-17T14:08:24Z http://ficlets.com/feed/story/13902 <p>That&#8217;s horrid. Just the occasional nibble? Oddly enough, if this were posted in a large enough city it might get some responses.</p> <p>LoA</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/13902?basename=23666 2007-11-17T14:08:24Z THX 0477 http://ficlets.com/authors/thx_0477