NEW! The BooBooUndo Button, just $19949.99 from Cronotron Industries! They said time travel was impossible, but they never met us! The BooBooUndo Button generates up to 15 closed timelike loops, each offering you a quick and easy way to violate causality and get a second crack at your day. Just push the green button to drop a snapshot anchor, then push the red button later on to select of your open-ended loops. You'll feel a tingle: That's how you know it's working! In just a microsecond, you'll be back where you started. Feel free to use your uncanny prescience to make life go your way! * * * _Disclaimers: The BooBooUndo Button (referred to here as &quot;the product&quot;) requires invasive elective brain surgery. The product transports information, not solid matter. Cronotron Industries offers no insurance against causality paradoxes or self-obviation. Fifteen (15) charges per device, one (1) device per customer. Overuse can damage your health across all timelines._ _For entertainment purposes only._ 2008-07-08T19:47:51Z http://ficlets.com/feed/story/1427 <p>Nice disclaimer.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/1427?basename=77728 2008-07-08T19:47:51Z Punkin http://ficlets.com/authors/user_2537 <p>It sounds so believable. <br />.<br />And it seems to work so much better than that similar item from another company. :)</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/1427?basename=69617 2008-06-10T18:05:30Z Alexa ♥ http://ficlets.com/authors/alexa1018 <p>Do you take&#8230; cheques? I&#8217;m good for it, I swear. Name&#8217;s&#8230; uh&#8230; William Gates. Yeah, that&#8217;s the ticket.<br />Wonderful job on that one!</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/1427?basename=48875 2008-03-16T12:01:31Z Capital "W" Writer (LoA's Geekus Awesomeus) http://ficlets.com/authors/capital_w_writer <p>...but can you break free of the loop once you&#8217;ve relived your day? Or are you constantly going to hit the red button, <em>because you&#8217;ve already done it</em>?</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/1427?basename=41101 2008-02-14T21:42:18Z Pat J http://ficlets.com/authors/pj <p>Brain deprevation for entertainment, but I already have a television.<br />I liked this.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/1427?basename=27929 2007-12-13T09:25:10Z Tad Winslow http://ficlets.com/authors/tjd <p>lol the name keeps me laughing. Good one!</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/1427?basename=906 2007-04-05T14:01:38Z Algai 'd' Aman http://ficlets.com/authors/algaidaman