I keep a pad of Post-It Notes in a special pocket in my purse, and they have a special purpose. If, for instance, someone should come up to me and ask for a scrap of paper to jot down a number, I say I don't have one. It isn't because I'm stingy. I just keep forgetting that, to everyone else, a Post-It is a piece of paper with convenient sticky backing. For me, the Post-It Note is a weapon. It is the one thing that allows me to defeat my arch nemesis: the motion-sensing automatic toilet. With Post-Its at my side, I can walk fearlessly where I once feared to tread, to the battleground that has frightened me away since childhood. In I go. I unzip the purse. I pull out my Post-Its. I stick one over the sensor. I do my business. I take off the Post-It. The toilet flushes like a normal, sane toilet. I fold up the note and drop it in the trash on my way to the sink. Now if I can stop yelling, &quot;Victory is mine!&quot; after one flushes at my command, they'll let me back into polite society. 2007-12-03T00:53:19Z http://ficlets.com/feed/story/14732 <p>lol! So original! deff. one of the best entrys!</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/14732?basename=26332 2007-12-03T00:53:19Z SocccerISmyLIFE http://ficlets.com/authors/pink <p>lol! post-its to the rescue</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/14732?basename=26089 2007-12-01T21:13:24Z Misheru O'ku http://ficlets.com/authors/moku <p>Haha love it. I hate when those automated monstrosities flush in the middle of&#8230;you know.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/14732?basename=26077 2007-12-01T20:29:47Z Saint Chuck http://ficlets.com/authors/chuck_thelove <p>pretty funny, wait maybe it&#8217;s not? have we let you back into society yet?</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/14732?basename=25689 2007-11-28T23:15:18Z Tiggerstripn2 http://ficlets.com/authors/user_3137 <p>Very creative way to use a post-it!</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/14732?basename=25493 2007-11-27T20:27:49Z flute faerie http://ficlets.com/authors/user_6061 <p>Very funny! That is one way to use a Post-It I would have never thought of! Great story!</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/14732?basename=25442 2007-11-27T18:08:54Z realities http://ficlets.com/authors/realities