Allen Alfredson, was a brutish bully, constantly conniving and doing dastardly deeds. Each elegant eaglet that flew free from him grieviously grew into a horrific harpy, indicating irrationality. Joining jaguars, jackrabbits, kangaroos, kinkajous, llamas, lions and lemurs, many mighty mammals nearsightedly neglected nabbing (or other options), perhaps persuading people to quickly quarantine the quixotic Allen. Rather repulsive results soon started showing. To teach the terrible Allen understanding and unity, a very vociferous vizier wished wisdom, xerostoma and xanthoma. Yet, young yaks still left the zany zoo zonked. 2007-12-26T17:42:49Z http://ficlets.com/feed/story/15816 <p>you officially zonked me.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/15816?basename=30289 2007-12-26T17:42:49Z Tad Winslow http://ficlets.com/authors/tjd <p>I&#8217;ve learned four new words thanks to this ficlet.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/15816?basename=28082 2007-12-14T01:59:50Z Tad Winslow http://ficlets.com/authors/tjd <p>wow! Above and beyond. Way to go and thanks for contributing.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/15816?basename=27993 2007-12-13T22:31:59Z Tad Winslow http://ficlets.com/authors/tjd <p>Fun to write, fun to read, everybody&#8217;s happy!</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/15816?basename=27961 2007-12-13T19:40:31Z Saint Chuck http://ficlets.com/authors/chuck_thelove <p>I can&#8217;t believe I don&#8217;t know my alphabet yet. Editted to include I and X.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/15816?basename=27947 2007-12-13T17:25:44Z MagicEightBall http://ficlets.com/authors/magiceightball <p>Haha, I love the incorporation of every letter in this one! Of course, I&#8217;m still looking for I and X! ;-) This must have taken a long time to assemble coherently!<br />LoA</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/15816?basename=27944 2007-12-13T17:10:51Z uselessness http://ficlets.com/authors/uselessness <p>This was a lot of fun to write. My apologies to anyone that actually reads it though. It&#8217;s not exactly flowing prose.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/15816?basename=27942 2007-12-13T17:06:27Z MagicEightBall http://ficlets.com/authors/magiceightball