Five Things I Have Not Had the Guts to Tell Anyone: 1. You're fat. 2. I stole your wallet. 3. I dented your car when I drove out of the Walmart parking lot. 4. As a waiter, you really suck. I'm only tipping you because I don't want to appear cheap. 5. Turn off your damn cell phone...the movies about to start. 2007-12-24T03:34:09Z http://ficlets.com/feed/story/16134 <p>I clicked thinking I was about to enter another sentimental/deep/profound ficlet, and I found this. Glad I did!<br />LoA</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/16134?basename=29920 2007-12-24T03:34:09Z Stovohobo http://ficlets.com/authors/stovohobo <p>That&#8217;s just awesome.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/16134?basename=29478 2007-12-20T23:49:24Z Alexa ♥ http://ficlets.com/authors/alexa1018 <p>Haha, nice&#8230;funny. Yeah, I agree with Saint Chuck.<br />LoA</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/16134?basename=29108 2007-12-18T20:17:00Z someday_93 http://ficlets.com/authors/someday_93 <p>Haha, I guess sometime&#8217;s it&#8217;s just better to bite your tounge.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/16134?basename=29082 2007-12-18T18:01:12Z Saint Chuck http://ficlets.com/authors/chuck_thelove <p>hahha!!!</p> <p>i like 3</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/16134?basename=28935 2007-12-17T23:13:38Z llamaluvsmenotu http://ficlets.com/authors/user_2924 <p>hahahahahaahhahahahaa i love this!<br />very.. blunt=]</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/16134?basename=28844 2007-12-17T19:23:35Z One Time, One Chance http://ficlets.com/authors/one_chance <p>Brilliant!</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/16134?basename=28788 2007-12-17T06:51:22Z Mrs. Fitzwilliam Darcy http://ficlets.com/authors/lhs2400