It ruined our friendship. It was a Wed. night, a church drama team party. We were having a white elephant party. When it was my turn to go up I approached the stage were all the presents layed. I picked a big one. I opened it up, and I saw her image on it. She was beautiful. Her beautiful golden locks were perfect, and she had the biggest HIPS ever. I took her out of the box, gave her a hug then set her on her light-up stand. Then my friends turn came. But, instead of picking another present, he chose to steal. He stole her. That *son of a bitch* stole her! He ruined my Christmas. I tried to get her back but he wouldn't let me have her. I cursed his name. I left that night, planning his death. Then he gave the box to me for Christmas. I was overjoyed. I promised not to open it until the big day. On Christmas, I ran to my baby. I ripped away the paper and styrofoam, only to find a note and some dog food someone had given him. Curse that stovohobo,curse him 2007-12-26T21:50:40Z http://ficlets.com/feed/story/16694 <p>Its ajoke</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/16694?basename=30315 2007-12-26T21:50:40Z N555champ /\and/\ X-Ninja (LoA) http://ficlets.com/authors/bigkittyproductions <p>All right so maybe just kidding. But &#8220;son of a bitch?&#8221; C&#8217;mon.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/16694?basename=30294 2007-12-26T18:06:04Z Stovohobo http://ficlets.com/authors/stovohobo <p>It&#8217;s funny how the friendship wasn&#8217;t actually ruined until I read this.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/16694?basename=30293 2007-12-26T18:05:37Z Stovohobo http://ficlets.com/authors/stovohobo <p>True story</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/16694?basename=30158 2007-12-25T20:15:08Z N555champ /\and/\ X-Ninja (LoA) http://ficlets.com/authors/bigkittyproductions