_&quot;Spider Pig, Spider Pig, digs whatever a spider digs. never swings, only digs, and then he eats it like a pig&quot;_... Tears welled in Homer's eyes as he was making this up. This pig wasn't indeed any good for nothing (&quot;Does it means it _is_ good for _something_?&quot;, he thought, but the brain cell responsible for multiple negations overheated). One thing he knew. This pig was certainly not _half_ as good as a spider who could dig, swing, spin, eat _and_ have many different looks (if you colored it precisely enough). &quot;That's it&quot;, he's decided at last. &quot;I'm going back to Krusty's to trade it for a proper spider&quot;. 2007-12-30T11:28:47Z http://ficlets.com/feed/story/16903 <p>You felt sorry the pig after (or maybe before) all he did to the environment and to Homer?</p> <p>The crazy old man&#8217;s prophecy was true. This pig was as evil as EPA and DEA combined. <strong>They</strong> would never push Homer into a raging mob of boy scout archers, unless he was working for some <strong>other</strong> agency ;)</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/16903?basename=31068 2007-12-30T11:28:47Z The Dod http://ficlets.com/authors/dod <p>Very odd, but an amusing little train of thought.<br />LoA</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/16903?basename=30783 2007-12-29T16:57:44Z THX 0477 http://ficlets.com/authors/thx_0477 <p>Funny&#8230;really funny! This made me laugh, but poor pig! I felt sorry for him!<br />LoA</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/16903?basename=30778 2007-12-29T16:32:44Z someday_93 http://ficlets.com/authors/someday_93 <p>Hahahahahahaha soo funnny&#8230;.Love it&#8230;and also love the title</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/16903?basename=30752 2007-12-29T15:20:07Z emma jo_234 http://ficlets.com/authors/emmaj