On national TV, Fozzie's finger tightened on the trigger. On the other side of the country, at Mellow Oaks Townhomes, one of his former costars tucked himself into a roll as he crashed through a glass sliding door--it hurt all kinds of ways, but he'd been hurt worse in his lab assistant days. Yet he stood to be hurt worse, if he didn't get out of there. There was a crashing behind him, and Beaker turned his head around to see Animal enlarging the hole in the glass door by plunging through it; the word &quot;MUNNNNEEEEE!&quot; blasting from his toothy mouth like a hairball. Of all the people, monsters, and uncategorizable things from Beaker's past, he had to borrow fifty grand from _Animal_? It made screwy sense at the time: he thought he could pay Animal in _product_ if he was ever short. Everyone figured Animal was tweaked on _something_... Hell no. Turned out that's just how Animal _is_. God help you if you miss a payment. Beaker merped in terror as he tried to climb the wooden picket fence behind his apartment. 2008-01-03T05:17:54Z http://ficlets.com/feed/story/17189 <p>Awww&#8230; it&#8217;s like the rugrats all grown up show, sad.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />But oh so funny!</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/17189?basename=32369 2008-01-03T05:17:54Z Sailor Emo http://ficlets.com/authors/live_2_love <p>&#8216;Everyone figured Animal was tweaked on something.&#8217; Yes, verily I say unto thee, this is awesomeness. And I should know.<br />LoA</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/17189?basename=31737 2008-01-01T00:37:52Z THX 0477 http://ficlets.com/authors/thx_0477 <p>could pay Animal in product awesome!</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/17189?basename=31710 2007-12-31T23:49:41Z SKermitgorf http://ficlets.com/authors/kermitgorf <p> OMG !!! I <strong> LOVE </strong> it!! It could not be any better than this! I am laughing, seriously, laughing out loud. My family is looking at me as if I have lost it. And wanting me to read to them what I am laughing about. I keep telling them that this is something, they&#8217;d rather not hear. But I <em>love</em> it!!</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/17189?basename=31706 2007-12-31T23:34:03Z Jenunique http://ficlets.com/authors/jenunique