Fozzie stared miserably at the foamy rapids. He'd asked them three times to drive him by the condo or at least a liquor store or something, but no. He tugged at the radio collar. Damn thing itched and he couldn't figure out how to take it off to save his life. He'd always prided himself on being a good fisherman, but it was becoming increasingly obvious to him that catching swordfish from the back of Sean Combs' yacht and grabbing a salmon out of a creek with your teeth and bare paws were completely different skill sets, one of which he had somehow neglected to learn. And he had no clue how he was supposed to start a fire to cook the damn thing if he caught one, nor did he know where to find asparagus spears in the woods. His tummy growled. He was cold. He was wet. He was hungry. And, though he didn't know it yet, he was being hunted by the most dangerous chicken on Earth. 2008-08-10T19:59:38Z http://ficlets.com/feed/story/17459 <p>man yall are freakin going all out on this huh</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/17459?basename=85941 2008-08-10T19:59:38Z Mighty-Joe Young http://ficlets.com/authors/user_8969 <p>hey but bears are always nakked and did fozzie really have pants anyway</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/17459?basename=85902 2008-08-10T17:33:48Z Mighty-Joe Young http://ficlets.com/authors/user_8969 <p>Oh, Fozzie was always mostly naked. There was a lot of nudity back in those days on children&#8217;s shows. It was a freer time, not so encumbered by conventional morality. Life naked, or die&#8230;sorry, couldn&#8217;t finish that one and respect myself in the morning.<br />LoA</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/17459?basename=32515 2008-01-04T00:39:28Z THX 0477 http://ficlets.com/authors/thx_0477 <p>Poor fozzie! And ew! NAKED FOZZIE ! <br />x C</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/17459?basename=32496 2008-01-03T22:37:51Z Sailor Emo http://ficlets.com/authors/live_2_love <p>So <em>fabulous</em>! Not mention the fact that, Fozzie is naked now too! ;)</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/17459?basename=32434 2008-01-03T18:22:56Z Jenunique http://ficlets.com/authors/jenunique <p>This series is too funny! It just keeps getting better and better! Hope you guys keep it going!</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/17459?basename=32427 2008-01-03T18:07:54Z realities http://ficlets.com/authors/realities <p>Cue the suspense music&#8230; Dun dun daa</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/17459?basename=32417 2008-01-03T17:25:25Z SKermitgorf http://ficlets.com/authors/kermitgorf