Failing to submit a minimum length Ficlet for the challenge last month, I did create the following one-line stories. They need a home, so here they are... *Oh, Shoot* She wasn’t desperate, just out of options, so the .44 would suffice. *Sounds of Silence* I went to the cemetery to talk to my mother. She didn’t answer. *Separation Anxiety* Our contract wasn’t legally binding, but our kids were genetically linked. *Peace Be Without You* Let there be peace on earth, as long as that guy keeps his smug ideas to himself. *You Are What You Don’t Eat* He ordered his usual and then sent it back, just to be different. _(I should really illustrate that last one as a cartoon.)_ 2008-02-04T21:50:27Z http://ficlets.com/feed/story/17949 <p>Something about these reminds me of the Far Side comic&#8230; you really should illustrate <strong>all</strong> of these, they&#8217;re great.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/17949?basename=38732 2008-02-04T21:50:27Z Ana Cristina http://ficlets.com/authors/asimon78 <p>I like these &#8211; they&#8217;d make pretty cool bumper stickers as well.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/17949?basename=35964 2008-01-23T14:07:22Z Alexa ♥ http://ficlets.com/authors/alexa1018