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  <title>Comments on '5 Awkward Things to Do or Say Right Before the Lights Go Out'</title>
  <subtitle>5. &amp;quot;Ever seen the _Silent Hill_ movies?&amp;quot;

4. [Acts as if about to throw up]

3. &amp;quot;I'm actually Michael Jackson in disguise.&amp;quot;

2. [Cocks head a little to the right with a detached, deranged smile; must be done with a slight high-pitched chuckle]

1. &amp;quot;I'm a cannibal.&amp;quot;</subtitle>
  <updated>2008-01-30T00:32:03Z</updated>
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    <title type="text">Comment on 5 Awkward Things to Do or Say Right Before the Lights Go Out</title>
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    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;haha. These are hilarious!&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <published>2008-01-30T00:32:03Z</published>
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      <name>SocccerISmyLIFE</name>
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    <title type="text">Comment on 5 Awkward Things to Do or Say Right Before the Lights Go Out</title>
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    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;lol this is sooo funny&amp;#8230;and number 5 has to be my favorite&amp;#8230;i swear, next time the lights go out i&amp;#8217;m saying that..thanks for giving me ideas..=]&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <published>2008-01-25T23:58:59Z</published>
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      <name>howhardlifeis&#9829;</name>
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    <title type="text">Comment on 5 Awkward Things to Do or Say Right Before the Lights Go Out</title>
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    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;you should mark this mature.&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <published>2008-01-21T01:23:01Z</published>
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      <name>Rosalienye</name>
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    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt; LOL !&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <published>2008-01-19T21:30:58Z</published>
    <author>
      <name>Lone Writer</name>
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    <title type="text">Comment on 5 Awkward Things to Do or Say Right Before the Lights Go Out</title>
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    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;hahaha!&lt;br /&gt;that would be funny to see someone get freaked out about number 4!&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <published>2008-01-16T20:37:43Z</published>
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      <name>Blusparrow</name>
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    <title type="text">Comment on 5 Awkward Things to Do or Say Right Before the Lights Go Out</title>
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    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;lol this is so funny. #3 is what my guy friend does when we go outside @ night to play man hunt(tag) lol he looks @ all the people and says that. it&amp;#8217;s so funny. great list.&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <published>2008-01-15T02:14:43Z</published>
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      <name>Freedom :]</name>
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    <title type="text">Comment on 5 Awkward Things to Do or Say Right Before the Lights Go Out</title>
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    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;wow thats pretty funny&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <published>2008-01-14T20:19:10Z</published>
    <author>
      <name>The Master of Them that Know</name>
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    <title type="text">Comment on 5 Awkward Things to Do or Say Right Before the Lights Go Out</title>
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    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;Awesome. I&amp;#8217;m jealous because I think I would lack proper timing.&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <published>2008-01-14T16:32:35Z</published>
    <author>
      <name>Alexa &#9829;</name>
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    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;My friend used to do # 2 all the time and it totally freaked me  out.&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <published>2008-01-13T19:03:21Z</published>
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      <name>flute faerie</name>
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    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;very very  funny, just had to sequel,  sorry  for the potty humor.&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <published>2008-01-13T03:18:26Z</published>
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      <name>SKermitgorf</name>
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    <title type="text">Comment on 5 Awkward Things to Do or Say Right Before the Lights Go Out</title>
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    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;haha number two was funny.&lt;br /&gt;i have this little green dude on my computer desk and his solar poweredness makes his head go from side to side and his smile takes up half of his head. my friend came over and was completely creeped out by it and she tried to cover it up. before we went to bed i put on a hug smile and did what my green buddy did. she completely freaked out on me, but i thought it was rather funny.&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <published>2008-01-13T01:58:17Z</published>
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      <name>One Time, One Chance</name>
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    <title type="text">Comment on 5 Awkward Things to Do or Say Right Before the Lights Go Out</title>
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    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;dude, now it&amp;#8217;s 440! ok i&amp;#8217;ll stop now sorry&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <published>2008-01-12T16:52:25Z</published>
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      <name>Insert Pen Name Here </name>
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    <title type="text">Comment on 5 Awkward Things to Do or Say Right Before the Lights Go Out</title>
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    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;dude, that free rice thing is awesome! i feel so proud to have donate 260 rice thingys in approximatley 52 secounds!!!&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;oh, and nice ficlet. :)&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <published>2008-01-12T16:49:16Z</published>
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      <name>Insert Pen Name Here </name>
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    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;Reminds me of the Whose Line is it Anyway game :) Funny stuff :)&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <published>2008-01-10T02:57:32Z</published>
    <author>
      <name>Melia</name>
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    <title type="text">Comment on 5 Awkward Things to Do or Say Right Before the Lights Go Out</title>
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    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;Wicked sequel to a serious series.  Did you see Crown Me Tarzan, King of Mar&amp;#8217;s sequel?  So naughty.&lt;br /&gt;LoA&lt;/p&gt;</content>
    <id>http://ficlets.com/stories/18010?basename=33610</id>
    <published>2008-01-10T01:52:27Z</published>
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      <name>THX 0477</name>
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    <title type="text">Comment on 5 Awkward Things to Do or Say Right Before the Lights Go Out</title>
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    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt; AHA !&lt;br /&gt;I definitely lol-ed at &lt;strong&gt;#3&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That is insanely scary.&lt;br /&gt;=] !!&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <published>2008-01-10T01:18:49Z</published>
    <author>
      <name>Reverie</name>
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    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;Hey, you know about &amp;#8220;free rice&amp;#8221;, too?&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <published>2008-01-09T23:34:02Z</published>
    <author>
      <name>Laine the Grey</name>
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    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;wow, that would scare the crap outta me if sone one did that!&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;LoA&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <published>2008-01-09T23:33:04Z</published>
    <author>
      <name>.:band baby:.</name>
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    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;teehee. I did the head thing last time the power went out. I had a flashlight and I pretended that it had run out of batteries.&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <published>2008-01-09T23:01:10Z</published>
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      <name>Mask By The Moon</name>
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    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;I have a few (what I believe to be possibly funnier) more ones in the brain, but then I&amp;#8217;d have to rate this &amp;#8220;Mature&amp;#8221; and ruin my reputation of never having written a Mature ficlet.  [Cocks head to the right with a slightly detached, deranged smile].&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <published>2008-01-09T22:44:37Z</published>
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