&quot;What, in Henson's name, is it going to take to kill that bear?&quot; Grover asked Camilla as they scanned the woods. &quot;I had him. I didn't think bears could move that fast.&quot; &quot;Bock Bock Ba Bock!&quot; Camilla said, glaring at him. &quot;Whaddya mean Gonzo could have done it? I'm sick of you bringing that weird bastard up every time I do something wrong. Go back to him if he is so damned perfect!&quot; &quot;Wokka! Wokka!&quot; the bear yelled behind them. They both spun around at the same time and opened fire. Bullets ripped into trees and sent splinters flying everywhere. There was no sign of the bear. &quot;He is messing with us!&quot; Grover screamed as they reloaded their weapons. Brown hands appeared on each side of his head. Before he could react, Fozzie had snapped Grover's neck. He fell to the ground in a pile of blue fur and hunting gear. Fozzie aimed his pistol at Camilla and grinned. Camilla closed her eyes and she heard the _twack twack_ of silenced gunshots. She opened her eyes to Gonzo standing over the dead bear. 2008-01-25T19:38:04Z http://ficlets.com/feed/story/18063 <p>No, the series isn&#8217;t dead at all. I&#8217;m sure I&#8217;ll be back in when I have time to do it justice and the moment seems right.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/18063?basename=36433 2008-01-25T19:38:04Z Howie Amourscow http://ficlets.com/authors/user_396 <p>the series died&#8230;someone bring it back to life!</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/18063?basename=36016 2008-01-23T22:40:43Z Mrs. Fitzwilliam Darcy http://ficlets.com/authors/lhs2400 <p>Guess I killed the series. Sorry!</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/18063?basename=34805 2008-01-16T14:01:23Z Hobo Beard Bob http://ficlets.com/authors/hobo_beard_bob <p>someone needs to write the sequel!!!</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/18063?basename=34271 2008-01-13T16:01:54Z Mrs. Fitzwilliam Darcy http://ficlets.com/authors/lhs2400 <p>whew!!! had me worried for half a second.. okay&#8230;. I lied&#8230; I realllllly was worried for poor lil ole camilla.. :)</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/18063?basename=34253 2008-01-13T07:22:24Z Jenunique http://ficlets.com/authors/jenunique <p>Go Gonzo! But where&#8217;d he come from? this is playing out well, in a crazed, cartoony way.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/18063?basename=34210 2008-01-13T02:17:50Z Mistress Elsha Hawk http://ficlets.com/authors/mistress_elsha_hawk <p>How delightfully twisted this all is!</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/18063?basename=34193 2008-01-13T01:32:22Z Storykeeper of Fae http://ficlets.com/authors/smile <p>what?! what happened?!AH!</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/18063?basename=34034 2008-01-12T05:53:12Z Sailor Emo http://ficlets.com/authors/live_2_love <p>Darkly hilarious. I&#8217;ve said it before about this series, and I&#8217;ll say it again&#8212;we&#8217;re all going to H<strong>*</strong> for this stuff&#8230;but at least we&#8217;re going to be laughing all the way down.<br />LoA</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/18063?basename=33717 2008-01-10T21:40:22Z THX 0477 http://ficlets.com/authors/thx_0477 <p>It doesn&#8217;t suck at all. This story rocks my world</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/18063?basename=33676 2008-01-10T19:27:10Z Valley Fey/Pinprick http://ficlets.com/authors/imandynan0 <p>oh my goodness. our beloved muppets are destroying each other!</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/18063?basename=33665 2008-01-10T18:16:25Z Mrs. Fitzwilliam Darcy http://ficlets.com/authors/lhs2400 <p>it&#8217;s awesome kermit/fozzie/grover.. o the carnage of our beloved Muppets&#8230; very action packed and funny,</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/18063?basename=33661 2008-01-10T18:07:59Z SKermitgorf http://ficlets.com/authors/kermitgorf <p>Had to keep this going. I&#8217;ve never been bothered with the 1024 limit until this ficlet. I wanted too much to happen in it. Hope it doesn&#8217;t suck.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/18063?basename=33646 2008-01-10T15:40:00Z Hobo Beard Bob http://ficlets.com/authors/hobo_beard_bob