1.Dating a celebrity? Joan of Arc — only if she looks like Jane Wiedlin from Bill and Ted. 2.Buds with a celebrity? Warren Ellis. Does internet celebrity count? 3.Sport? American Gladiator. My name: Explodo ® 4.TV show? BSG. I'd play a hot-shot pilot who has an illicit affair with Starbuck and end up flying my Viper on a suicide mission against a Basestar…only to wake up later in a Cylon Resurrection Tank. Besides, would it kill those guys to cast more African-Americans on that show? It's like the only black people in space are Zoe from Firefly and Lando Calrissian. 5.Superpower? I dunno…how about the power of flight, that do anything for ya? It's levitation, Holmes How about the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away With mind bullets? That's telekinesis Kyle How about the power…to move you? 6.In a band? Nouvelle Bardot's super-band. But only if I get to wear eyeshadow and play a Casio DG20 digital guitar. 7. If a character in your stories were real? Lemuel Gulliver Gates: Time-Hopping Man of Mystery. 2008-01-22T14:34:24Z http://ficlets.com/feed/story/18998 <p>You so know that you&#8217;re in my band right?</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/18998?basename=35752 2008-01-22T14:34:24Z Nouvelle Bardot http://ficlets.com/authors/user_bardot <p>Correct!!! Your No-Prize and Awesome Points Voucher © is in the mail! (Please allow 6 &#8211; 8 weeks delivery time)<br /><strong>Awesome Points Voucher © not redeemable for cash</strong></p> http://ficlets.com/stories/18998?basename=35744 2008-01-22T08:33:21Z Crown Me Tarzan, King of Mars http://ficlets.com/authors/user_605 <p>Haha, there&#8217;s always Jordi LaForge from TNG &#8230;</p> <p>And for the awesome points, that would be Wonderboy by Tenacious D.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/18998?basename=35741 2008-01-22T08:17:44Z Batak Beatrix http://ficlets.com/authors/batakbeatrix <p><em>10,000</em> awesome points, that is.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/18998?basename=35740 2008-01-22T06:43:27Z Crown Me Tarzan, King of Mars http://ficlets.com/authors/user_605 <p>10,00 awesome points and a no-prize to the first person to figure out where the superpower quote is from.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/18998?basename=35739 2008-01-22T06:42:45Z Crown Me Tarzan, King of Mars http://ficlets.com/authors/user_605