People who chew with their mouths open and smack loudly. Burn them at the stake. Well, for starters, Kristen Bell is in it… I'm a big sucker for fan-boy inside jokes that reference older movies, that only a tenth of the audience will get — e.g., the scene in &quot;Grindhouse: Death Proof&quot; where Kurt Russel is in the bar and tacked to the wall behind him is the shirt that he wore in &quot;Big Trouble in Little China.&quot; I nearly nerdgasmed when I saw that. I invented this game where I would run up to people and frantically ask &quot;What's today's date?&quot; and when they answered, I'd respond in a dramatic voice: &quot;My God…I've traveled through time!&quot; Hey, you said weird. I had a dream I ran into this girl I was infatuated with back in Junior High. Angela Ensley. Back then she had these hairy legs that for some odd reason I thought were really sexy when I was 14. In the dream she was hot, hairless and all grown up. _4-Way Diablo_ - Monster Magnet _Bitchin_ - The Donnas _Relationship of Command_ - At the Drive-In Your Welcome. 2008-01-23T02:05:44Z http://ficlets.com/feed/story/18999 <p>The time travel joke is a good one. And I saw and really liked grind house but didn&#8217;t pick up on that one,&#8212;I&#8217;m part of the 90% I suppose.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/18999?basename=35894 2008-01-23T02:05:44Z Tad Winslow http://ficlets.com/authors/tjd <p>There were so many parts of this that made me laugh more than I should have. Especially &#8220;nerdgasmed&#8221; and the time-travel thing.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/18999?basename=35785 2008-01-22T21:38:04Z Stovohobo http://ficlets.com/authors/stovohobo <p>nerdgasmed is now in my vocabulary.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/18999?basename=35751 2008-01-22T14:26:37Z Nouvelle Bardot http://ficlets.com/authors/user_bardot <p>The Donnas&#8230;huh&#8230;.album any good?! I should get me a copy&#8230;</p> <p>and LOL at your weirdness in highschool &#8211; im actually jealous that you were able to be weird in such a hilarious and witty way :)</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/18999?basename=35747 2008-01-22T10:35:21Z artistsrunwild http://ficlets.com/authors/artistsrunwild