Comments on 'The Insurgenceez Haz Beginned'"I can haz bottlez, mommee?"
"What, sweetie?"
"I can haz bottlez?"
"Who taught you to say that?"
"Kitteh!"
"Dammit... Oscar, I told you not to teach the baby any of your stupid cat talk!", mother yelled as the baby toddled off, attracted by some other bauble on the floor.
The cat slunk away, giggling to himself, thinking "I haz wordz nau. You no moar put kitteh in bukkit! Kitteh put *you* in bukkit!"
The humans never knew what hit them. Their children all learned to speak horrible pidgin English, failed miserably at school, and human civilization collapsed. By the time they realized it was the cats, the damage had already been done.
The kittehs inherited the earth. Not because they were meek, but because they were so damn cute.2008-04-15T13:35:38Zhttp://ficlets.com/feed/story/19155Comment on The Insurgenceez Haz Beginned<p>Hee hee! “I has words nau.” This whole thing cracked me up. Priceless.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/19155?basename=565642008-04-15T13:35:38ZJMBauhaushttp://ficlets.com/authors/jeanjeanieComment on The Insurgenceez Haz Beginned<p>Oh, my…</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/19155?basename=556232008-04-11T15:24:01ZLaine the Greyhttp://ficlets.com/authors/lainegreyComment on The Insurgenceez Haz Beginned<p>Dem kittehz iz so sneekee. Dey getz u evry time!<br />Gods, I love LOLCats!<br />LoA</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/19155?basename=552262008-04-09T09:29:24ZCapital "W" Writer (LoA's Geekus Awesomeus)http://ficlets.com/authors/capital_w_writerComment on The Insurgenceez Haz Beginned<p>Ha ha! Great as always, Kev!</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/19155?basename=542192008-04-03T22:38:43ZYodaOnCrackhttp://ficlets.com/authors/yodaoncrackComment on The Insurgenceez Haz Beginned<p>If you don’t mind, I have started a prequel this wonderful story.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/19155?basename=539142008-04-02T20:56:50ZLiahttp://ficlets.com/authors/liaComment on The Insurgenceez Haz Beginned<p>Kittehs rule!</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/19155?basename=538162008-04-02T03:53:52Zgemminxhttp://ficlets.com/authors/gemminxComment on The Insurgenceez Haz Beginned<p>haha! loved it! LOLCATZ rulz!</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/19155?basename=535442008-04-01T04:57:41ZYeah Write!http://ficlets.com/authors/yeahwriteComment on The Insurgenceez Haz Beginned<p> LOLCATZ !</p>
<p>Bukkit deserved a place in this one!</p>
<p>Amazing job!</p>
<p>LoA</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/19155?basename=534692008-04-01T01:02:00ZOrangeOreoshttp://ficlets.com/authors/orangeoreosComment on The Insurgenceez Haz Beginned<p>that is lovely, absolutely lovely! “kitteh put you in bucket” i laughed so hard</p>
<p>thanks for sharing!!</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/19155?basename=385082008-02-03T11:47:59ZNightMaidenhttp://ficlets.com/authors/user_7538Comment on The Insurgenceez Haz Beginned<p>Great pic, great fic…uh, let.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/19155?basename=376822008-01-31T14:17:27ZTad Winslowhttp://ficlets.com/authors/tjdComment on The Insurgenceez Haz Beginned<p>that was halirous! I couldn’t stop laughing! I love cats, but I am allergic to them so no cute little kitten for me…</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/19155?basename=375102008-01-30T19:57:26ZBlusparrowhttp://ficlets.com/authors/blusparrowComment on The Insurgenceez Haz Beginned<p>hahaha i love those lolcats things they are funny. good job</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/19155?basename=373222008-01-29T22:16:50ZBrickbrickhttp://ficlets.com/authors/brickbrickComment on The Insurgenceez Haz Beginned<p>rotfl:hahahahahahahahahahahaha….ahhh…<br />good stuff man. dang my side hurts! <br />LoA</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/19155?basename=371772008-01-29T00:18:42Zheartbeats echochohttp://ficlets.com/authors/luseane1492Comment on The Insurgenceez Haz Beginned<p>Wow, thanks for all the comments, guys!</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/19155?basename=371342008-01-28T20:12:41ZKevin Lawverhttp://ficlets.com/authors/kevin_lawverComment on The Insurgenceez Haz Beginned<p>is was actually funny</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/19155?basename=370082008-01-28T00:02:12ZI LOVE FRANK IERO AND WILLIAM BECKETT!!!http://ficlets.com/authors/manic_panicComment on The Insurgenceez Haz Beginned<p>They do seem somewhat maniacal, no? But so, so stupidly cute. It’s like “aww…you’re so stupid.” <br />LoA</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/19155?basename=369782008-01-27T23:27:28ZStorykeeper of Faehttp://ficlets.com/authors/smileComment on The Insurgenceez Haz Beginned<p>hahahahahahaha….it’s not often that I laugh out loud at something I’m reading on a screen…</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/19155?basename=369242008-01-27T21:32:41Zemma jo_234http://ficlets.com/authors/emmajComment on The Insurgenceez Haz Beginned<p>Hilarious, but now I’m just a bit afraid. I always knew those things were up to no good.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/19155?basename=368402008-01-27T16:29:26ZSaint Chuckhttp://ficlets.com/authors/chuck_theloveComment on The Insurgenceez Haz Beginned<p>lol kermit!<br />~<br />omg this was hilarious, awesome job=]</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/19155?basename=367922008-01-27T01:40:43ZOne Time, One Chancehttp://ficlets.com/authors/one_chanceComment on The Insurgenceez Haz Beginned<p> LMFAO . god i died the first time i read this.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/19155?basename=367752008-01-27T00:57:20ZBartimaeushttp://ficlets.com/authors/user_7307Comment on The Insurgenceez Haz Beginned<p> LOLOLOLOLOL <br />THat’s Funny!<br />LoA</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/19155?basename=367182008-01-26T20:56:06ZLone Writerhttp://ficlets.com/authors/solopenComment on The Insurgenceez Haz Beginned<p>lolcats rulz. This was funny as heck.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/19155?basename=367102008-01-26T20:38:18ZAna Cristinahttp://ficlets.com/authors/asimon78Comment on The Insurgenceez Haz Beginned<p>Omg I live for Caturday on Fark. I like where you took the lolcat phenomenon and I have no trouble believing the cute little fluffers will end civilization as we know it :)</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/19155?basename=365852008-01-26T05:29:07ZMeliahttp://ficlets.com/authors/meliaComment on The Insurgenceez Haz Beginned<p>Absolutely hilarious.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/19155?basename=365382008-01-25T23:53:54Z[pens&feathers]http://ficlets.com/authors/rhapsodyyinbluComment on The Insurgenceez Haz Beginned<p>Thoroughly enjoyable. i can has ficletburger?</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/19155?basename=364452008-01-25T19:58:02ZBen Paddonhttp://ficlets.com/authors/benpaddonComment on The Insurgenceez Haz Beginned<p>talkin kittenz iz cute. Like that cat Salem on Sabrina the teen witch, you just knew he would take over the world some day. <br />LoA</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/19155?basename=361512008-01-24T19:05:34ZSKermitgorfhttp://ficlets.com/authors/kermitgorfComment on The Insurgenceez Haz Beginned<p>“Kitteh!” rofl.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/19155?basename=361462008-01-24T18:30:42ZNouvelle Bardothttp://ficlets.com/authors/user_bardotComment on The Insurgenceez Haz Beginned<p>This is the most hilarious thing ever. Seriously. I love lolcats, and this was just awesomely silly. :)</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/19155?basename=361412008-01-24T17:46:06Zpie_is_goodhttp://ficlets.com/authors/pie_is_goodComment on The Insurgenceez Haz Beginned<p>Looks like natalief has spent a fair amount of time with her cat. Hilarious extrapolation on the absurdity that is lolz. Loved the bukkit reference.<br />LoA</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/19155?basename=361362008-01-24T17:11:52ZTHX 0477http://ficlets.com/authors/thx_0477Comment on The Insurgenceez Haz Beginned<p>Brilliant!</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/19155?basename=361332008-01-24T16:42:38ZWhite Hathttp://ficlets.com/authors/whitehat