Remins me of when I was a boy back in Lampshade Alabamee. Me an ma' cuzin Wille was inna need a th' ole outhouse out back yonder our Grannies house. “Ewwwwww it stinks in here, smells like a hunnert years of crap”, ma cuzin Willy screams when he awent in th' ole wooden outhouse. “Well go in th' house then ya idjit,” I says. “Can’t ya retard, Ginny’s in thar, she’s got th' runs”, he laughed like th' fool he was. “Then take a dump in th' woods ya dolt,” I says. “What, ya say, it’s cold and dark an I’d get th' poison ivy or summtin worse, no way,” Willy says. “Oh just crap yerself fer all I care, I’ma goin back inside I’m tared an cold,” I says and walks away as Willy shuts th' ole outhouse’s door an yells “Smells like somtin done crawled in ere an died. Grandpa I know'd it's you, git already, done stinks real bad in ere&quot;, Willie yells. That ole outhouse, th' one Grandpa done died in, ne're did smell agin afta that. 2008-01-30T19:21:17Z http://ficlets.com/feed/story/19669 <p>an amusing piece. The dialect is a lil difficult to asorb right away. But its a good edition to your comedy collection.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/19669?basename=37500 2008-01-30T19:21:17Z Apostrophe http://ficlets.com/authors/murphyrose27