Dear stylorouge, I was both shocked and fascinated to learn that you suffer from Chronic Masturbation. At first, I thought you were suffering from Parkinson's Disease because of the way your hands shake in your pockets so often. I often wonder how this affects your job as Knife Sharpener at Mountain Top Flea Market. I also wonder how it is possible to gratify ones self with two hook hands. I guess there are ways... Between your Chronic Masturbation, your hook hands, and your mother starring in clown porn, I would say you are the poster boy for perseverance. I admire your strength. Roll Tide, Hobo Beard Bob 2008-02-13T01:39:36Z http://ficlets.com/feed/story/19743 <p>hahahahaha clown porn. If stephen King wrote porn scripts&#8230;</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/19743?basename=40700 2008-02-13T01:39:36Z Tad Winslow http://ficlets.com/authors/tjd <p>I can&#8217;t breathe. I&#8217;m crying from the laughter. Genius stuff.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/19743?basename=39356 2008-02-07T22:57:24Z Alexa ♥ http://ficlets.com/authors/alexa1018 <p>Oh. You know me so well!</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/19743?basename=38032 2008-02-01T12:17:33Z stylorouge http://ficlets.com/authors/stylorouge <p>Royaly dissed&#8230; great comeback piece hobo..remind me to stay on your good side..<br />LoA</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/19743?basename=37781 2008-01-31T18:49:30Z SKermitgorf http://ficlets.com/authors/kermitgorf <p>Syphilis can cause just about anything. It&#8217;s referred to as one the &#8216;great imitators&#8217; in medicine. And it&#8217;s a theory that Hitler had it, as well as Napoleon, although the two cases aren&#8217;t linked&#8230;we think.<br />LoA</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/19743?basename=37735 2008-01-31T17:17:58Z THX 0477 http://ficlets.com/authors/thx_0477 <p>Syphilis can also apparently cause Parkinson&#8217;s-like shaking. (Or so I&#8217;ve heard)<br />Hitler had that.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/19743?basename=37718 2008-01-31T16:54:38Z Fyora Cartagan http://ficlets.com/authors/fyoramacragge <p>Thanks for clearing that up, White Hat.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/19743?basename=37711 2008-01-31T16:43:07Z Hobo Beard Bob http://ficlets.com/authors/hobo_beard_bob <p>... Hey, I have MS, and that is totally not a symptom. You&#8217;re thinking of Parkinson&#8217;s.<br />Thbbt.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/19743?basename=37690 2008-01-31T15:55:10Z White Hat http://ficlets.com/authors/whitehat <p>...Is this a fight? o.O</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/19743?basename=37687 2008-01-31T15:32:12Z Fyora Cartagan http://ficlets.com/authors/fyoramacragge