It was around the third margarita that Cinderella relized her fairytale was over. Ofcourse it should have been obvious. When your prince runs off with the french maid, thanks Belle, there's really not much one can do. The castle was repossesed and the gowns had been sold off. She had tried to get in touch with her fairy godmother but the old woman refused to answer e-mail and her cell phone was apparently disconnected. Luckily Snow White had offered her a place to stay while she got back on her feet. &quot;I don't believe in that happily ever after nonsense anymore,&quot; she murmured as the bar tender poured her a scotch. &quot;Uh huh,&quot; he replied &quot;Princes are bad news. They're always charming to begin with, but eventually they leave you for someone younger and blonder&quot; She gulped down her drink There was no getting around it. Her carriage was now definitely a pumpkin and pretty soon it would be pie. She would have to get herself out of this. But she felt so cynical _Maybe I should go into comedy_ she thought 2008-02-07T09:52:58Z http://ficlets.com/feed/story/20354 <p>I have to agree with White hat, definitely best line of the day. I really liked the rest of the story too.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/20354?basename=39252 2008-02-07T09:52:58Z keelhauler42 http://ficlets.com/authors/keelhauler42 <p>&#8220;Her carriage was now definitely a pumpkin and pretty soon it would be pie.&#8221; <br />Best sentence of Wednesday, February 6th, 2008. Officially. Because I say so.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/20354?basename=39240 2008-02-07T06:17:26Z White Hat http://ficlets.com/authors/whitehat <p>i like the twist of the story</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/20354?basename=39235 2008-02-07T05:37:22Z Ms Kit Kat http://ficlets.com/authors/kat_parker <p>Haha very clever. Have you ever heard the song Fairytale by Sara Bareilles? Haha this reminds me of it. Really good details, plot and twist. Definatly deserves five stars.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/20354?basename=39233 2008-02-07T04:47:31Z Living In Wonder Land ♠ http://ficlets.com/authors/livin_in_wonder_land