Toronto, ON - Last night at 11:00 PM local superhero Narcolepsy Ned was found dead in a back alley off of Yonge St. It is believed that he may have fallen off a nearby building. The police have closed the case calling it an accident. His long time companion Sleepless Susie stated upon hearing the news &quot;It's not possible. I've seen him fall down elevator shafts. It's his super power. He couldn't have died from falling&quot;. Despite Susie's claims the police stated &quot;Narcolepsy Ned has long been a hazard to himself and others. It was inevitable that he would meet his end this way.&quot; The police and Ned have had a rocky relationship largely because Narcolepsy Ned's ability to fall asleep at random has on many occasions thwarted crimes the police have been unable to stop. Narcolepsy Ned will be missed by many in the community who have grown fond of the man in the cape sleeping on the pavement. He is survived by a 10 year old son. Narcolepsy Ned was 38. 2008-02-26T18:34:48Z http://ficlets.com/feed/story/20396 <p>really funny super hero obit.. , enough info to make him seem real<br />LoA</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/20396?basename=43929 2008-02-26T18:34:48Z SKermitgorf http://ficlets.com/authors/kermitgorf <p>haha! i loved it! Narcolepsy Ned!</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/20396?basename=42630 2008-02-21T04:44:02Z Yeah Write! http://ficlets.com/authors/yeahwrite <p>Funny how great series develop from the strangest places. :)</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/20396?basename=42432 2008-02-20T11:21:47Z Jenunique http://ficlets.com/authors/jenunique <p>I&#8217;m not sure how that&#8217;s actually a helpful superpower, but it&#8217;s a funny Ficlet.<br />.<br />My only complaint is the grammar &#8211; try breaking it up into paragraphs.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/20396?basename=42410 2008-02-20T03:00:18Z Alexa ♥ http://ficlets.com/authors/alexa1018 <p>Great character, and funny attitude by the cops&#8212;sort of the same reaction a lot of people had to the Crocodile Hunter&#8217;s death. Great job doing a fun sequel.<br />LoA</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/20396?basename=40909 2008-02-13T22:27:45Z THX 0477 http://ficlets.com/authors/thx_0477 <p>Poor Ned. Another fallen hero. Nice job.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/20396?basename=40134 2008-02-10T17:45:18Z Hobo Beard Bob http://ficlets.com/authors/hobo_beard_bob