(I'm going to do several because I have the room) Monster back there? Oh crap! RUN! Born in Arizona, Grew up everywhere. Lots of fat around my middle. Lives the web, breathes the web. I love bacon. It's a vegetable! I love music piping through headphones. I hide the sadness with laughter. Food smells good when I'm hungry. 2008-05-05T16:59:55Z http://ficlets.com/feed/story/20506 <p> HAHA !!! Bacccuuunnnnn&#8230;. this is random but listen.<br />This vegetarian that I went to church camp with was upset because she couldn&#8217;t eat some of the food that they were serving one day, and so I told her to go get some of the beans. She said that she couldn&#8217;t because she was vegitarian, and that beans werew meat.<br />No lie.<br />loved the ficlet btw!</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/20506?basename=60455 2008-05-05T16:59:55Z Sailor Emo http://ficlets.com/authors/live_2_love <p>lol i loved it!</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/20506?basename=46680 2008-03-09T02:46:21Z howhardlifeis♥ http://ficlets.com/authors/dinasahm <p>I sequeled one of your memoirs in an attempt at THX &#8217;s challenge of a challenge. happy reading!</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/20506?basename=41465 2008-02-16T02:19:29Z Mistress Elsha Hawk http://ficlets.com/authors/mistress_elsha_hawk <p>Bacon is so a vegetable. It says so on my t-shirt.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/20506?basename=40849 2008-02-13T20:29:43Z Kevin Lawver http://ficlets.com/authors/kevin_lawver <p><strong>Excuse Meeeee!</strong><br />But an apple turnover <strong> DOES </strong> count as a serving of fruit!<br /><strong>Hides from approaching angry Mother</strong><br />But bacon is sure not a vegetable! LOL <br />:D</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/20506?basename=40846 2008-02-13T20:23:36Z Lone Writer http://ficlets.com/authors/solopen <p>I&#8217;m not sure how the one about bacon qualifies as a memoir, but it was funny nonetheless.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/20506?basename=40362 2008-02-11T20:48:25Z Alexa ♥ http://ficlets.com/authors/alexa1018 <p>i like the &#8216;Born in Arizona, grew up everywhere.&#8221; very reminis of a patchy child hood</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/20506?basename=40278 2008-02-11T06:20:39Z Geheim Sir Ayita http://ficlets.com/authors/stephdoir <p>What stovohobo said.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/20506?basename=40264 2008-02-11T03:48:30Z Tad Winslow http://ficlets.com/authors/tjd <p>....................BAGHUUUUUUUNNNNNN&#8230;.yummy.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/20506?basename=40213 2008-02-10T23:47:27Z Stovohobo http://ficlets.com/authors/stovohobo <p>hahaha! I agree! go bacon!</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/20506?basename=39658 2008-02-08T21:52:04Z Blusparrow http://ficlets.com/authors/blusparrow <p>I hide the sadness with laughter.<br />&#8212;my favorite.<br />and i agree with above &#8211; long live bacon. well.. you get it.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/20506?basename=39626 2008-02-08T20:59:41Z One Time, One Chance http://ficlets.com/authors/one_chance <p>Very nice job. I like all of &#8216;em!<br />LoA</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/20506?basename=39614 2008-02-08T20:39:59Z .:band baby:. http://ficlets.com/authors/bandbaby <p>Five stars for BACON .<br />LoA</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/20506?basename=39571 2008-02-08T18:11:13Z Eckhouse http://ficlets.com/authors/eckhouse <p>So very you, Kevin. And I keep telling you: bacon is not a vegetable! And an apple turnover does not count as a serving of fruit.<br />LoA</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/20506?basename=39562 2008-02-08T17:45:29Z THX 0477 http://ficlets.com/authors/thx_0477 <p>Love &#8216;em! Read in order, they could be a life story&#8230;</p> <p>A morbid ending? &#8220;Stuck in box, where&#8217;s the light?&#8221;.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/20506?basename=39561 2008-02-08T17:41:51Z Compound Fracture http://ficlets.com/authors/fracture