*Overlooked_Merchandise:* *1.Why can’t us women put on masscara with our mouth closed?* *2. What is the orgin of a waffle?* ~ 1.Oh – women can close their mouths? 2.Waffles don’t have organs. We eat them so we can fill _our_ organs. *Bartimaeus: So, if a tree falls and there’s no1 around to hear it, does it make a sound? Explain your answer.* Now, I present this as a theory, because if I say just yes or no you’re going to ask why, and I can’t stand any more of your useless babbling. The persons, who may or may not be No-One, as Odysseus put it in _The Odyssey_, may or may not be able to hear it anyway – for, in the same story, Odysseus did clog his ears with wax. If he approached this tree as No-One, however, without wax in his ears, I assume he would be able to hear it; but as I wouldn’t be there, I wouldn’t know. I could only hope some insane Greek figure would notate it down for us on whether he did or not. 2008-03-05T02:39:13Z http://ficlets.com/feed/story/21800 <p>You amuse, Stovohobo&#8230;</p> <p>It&#8217;s true, I never can seem to close my mouth. I wonder why that is&#8230; :P</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/21800?basename=45649 2008-03-05T02:39:13Z Valley Fey/Pinprick http://ficlets.com/authors/imandynan0 <p><em>Oh &#8211; women can close their mouths?</em><br />Hilarious! And also &#8211; about number two &#8211; I think the person who asked it meant <em>origin</em> of a waffle, and not <em>organ.</em><br />Very funny!<br />LoA</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/21800?basename=44691 2008-02-29T23:06:25Z emma jo_234 http://ficlets.com/authors/emmaj <p>haha! I get it because Odysseus told the cyclopes that his name was no body. I love greek mythology!</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/21800?basename=44189 2008-02-27T21:17:10Z Blusparrow http://ficlets.com/authors/blusparrow <p>silly boy!</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/21800?basename=43857 2008-02-26T01:38:48Z Yeah Write! http://ficlets.com/authors/yeahwrite <p>#1 &#8211; i laughed.<br />though you deserve a good slap, and lecture, but then i&#8217;d feel stupid, so here at least is a virtual slap for your insensitivity to womenkind: * slap *.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/21800?basename=43575 2008-02-24T20:14:28Z One Time, One Chance http://ficlets.com/authors/one_chance <p>Love your answers. I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;m logical (or illogical) enough to do this myself, so great job!</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/21800?basename=43294 2008-02-23T21:23:58Z Music-Hearted http://ficlets.com/authors/musicxhearted <p>i see you still cant answer my question&#8230;I STUMPED YOU !!!</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/21800?basename=43236 2008-02-23T17:15:03Z yoITSme http://ficlets.com/authors/fillup <p>proof we woman can&#8217;t keep our mouths shut&#8230;<br />were all leaving opinions on #1 [including me]<br />lmaooo</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/21800?basename=43127 2008-02-23T04:28:39Z Eternal♥ http://ficlets.com/authors/_forget_me_nots_two_lips_touch <p>hahhaah i love ur answer to number 1!</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/21800?basename=43032 2008-02-22T22:33:51Z llamaluvsmenotu http://ficlets.com/authors/user_2924 <p>O.o&#8230; my mouth only closes when I&#8217;m eating&#8230; my mouth is open all the time, apart from that.hehe.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/21800?basename=42946 2008-02-22T17:09:09Z Mask By The Moon http://ficlets.com/authors/mbtm <p>Oh, my god, she spelt <em>origins</em> wrong! How can you do that BUTTERNUT ???<br />I was laughing out loud at the answers.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/21800?basename=42921 2008-02-22T16:04:01Z Bring Out Your Inner Emo Kid <3 http://ficlets.com/authors/cappygrl95 <p>grrr heat yu will get from 1&#8230;!!</p> <p>just like to add MY mouth is closed alot of the time&#8230;when im sleeping ha! lol</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/21800?basename=42757 2008-02-21T21:05:03Z Geheim Sir Ayita http://ficlets.com/authors/stephdoir <p>I loled at #1.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/21800?basename=42466 2008-02-20T16:43:34Z Fyora Cartagan http://ficlets.com/authors/fyoramacragge <p>lol, i do kinda babble with my deep thought sometimes</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/21800?basename=42406 2008-02-20T02:56:15Z Bartimaeus http://ficlets.com/authors/user_7307 <p>Ya know. Some girls actually <em>can</em> stop talking thank you very much. lol. But it was still very funny. I love reading your answers.<br />LoA</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/21800?basename=42398 2008-02-20T02:28:54Z .:band baby:. http://ficlets.com/authors/bandbaby <p>The first one was riotously funny. It may get you slapped at some point, but it was funny. 3 is a pet peeve of mine, but that&#8217;s just cause I got way to into Physic 101 &#38; 102. But that&#8217;s me.<br />LoA</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/21800?basename=42382 2008-02-20T01:56:13Z THX 0477 http://ficlets.com/authors/thx_0477 <p>hahahaha&#8230;i love your clever answers<br />LoA</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/21800?basename=42375 2008-02-20T01:42:44Z paper flowers http://ficlets.com/authors/paper_flowers <p>ur gonna get heat for answwr 1 part 1<br />I&#8217;m sure no waffles took offense.<br />and i wasnt in a forrest one time and a tree fell and I didnt hear it. so it didnt make a sound or i would have heard it.<br />LoA</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/21800?basename=42369 2008-02-20T01:25:13Z SKermitgorf http://ficlets.com/authors/kermitgorf <p>It&#8217;s amazing how many questions and answers you <em>can&#8217;t</em> fit into one ficlet.<br />~<br />All insults or sarcasms were used purely in jest. I don’t mean to offend. =)</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/21800?basename=42366 2008-02-20T01:12:18Z Stovohobo http://ficlets.com/authors/stovohobo