Comments on 'Where Unicornia Does It' &quot;I think Unicornia wants to poop on your face.&quot; I sigh. It's been a long day. &quot;Sweetie,&quot; I say, &quot;that's not very nice, and frankly, it's kind of gross.&quot; &quot;Aw dad, it's not real poop. It's only for pretends.&quot; &quot;I know, but it's still not nice to talk about pooping on someone's face.&quot; &quot;I'm not pooping. It's Unicornia.&quot; &quot;Yes, yes, I know that. But it's still not nice.&quot; There's a pause, a break in the battle of wits I'm bound to keep losing until I go senile and quit trying. &quot;Dad, where do real animals poop?&quot; &quot;They poop outside. Now go to sleep.&quot; She giggles, &quot;In a potty outside?&quot; &quot;No kiddo, they just poop...around.&quot; &quot;Anywhere they want?&quot; &quot;Yep.&quot; &quot;Wherever they want?&quot; &quot;Yes. Anywhere. Now go to sleep.&quot; &quot;Oh. Anywhere. I get it.&quot; &quot;Good.&quot; &quot;Like your face.&quot; And she laughs and laughs. I just sigh. That's parenthood. 2008-02-21T04:57:20Z http://ficlets.com/feed/story/21890 Comment on Where Unicornia Does It <p>Adorable dialogue, very true to life. It reminds me of a conversation I used to have when I was a nanny for a little French boy who used to threaten to scratch out my eyes if he didnt get his &#8216;sucrerie&#8217;. Children are so fascinating&#8230;<br />LoA</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/21890?basename=42637 2008-02-21T04:57:20Z Nouvelle Bardot http://ficlets.com/authors/user_bardot Comment on Where Unicornia Does It <p>The kid sounds really cute. Poor dad is fighting a losing battle there though.<br />LoA</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/21890?basename=42623 2008-02-21T03:48:39Z .:band baby:. http://ficlets.com/authors/bandbaby Comment on Where Unicornia Does It <p>Lol! That&#8217;s a really cute, quaint story! I like it!</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/21890?basename=42601 2008-02-21T01:35:31Z flute faerie http://ficlets.com/authors/user_6061 Comment on Where Unicornia Does It <p>Excellent dialog! Realistic, very much like ones I have at home, although my kiddo isn&#8217;t quite that deep a thinker.</p> <p>But butt jokes abound!<br />LoA</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/21890?basename=42585 2008-02-21T01:04:50Z Mistress Elsha Hawk http://ficlets.com/authors/mistress_elsha_hawk Comment on Where Unicornia Does It <p>I dig where this Kid is comming from. I think we&#8217;d get along. HA!</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/21890?basename=42584 2008-02-21T01:01:37Z Chet Biggenston http://ficlets.com/authors/questionableauthority