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  <title>Comments on 'Real Friends'</title>
  <subtitle>&amp;quot;Well, I guess you owe me an arm.&amp;quot;

Tim looked at his room mate. &amp;quot;What the hell are you talking about?&amp;quot;

&amp;quot;Well,&amp;quot; Albert said, &amp;quot;We've been having trouble with the landlord, right?&amp;quot;

&amp;quot;Yeah, we're two days late with the rent because payday isn't until tomorrow, and he's been calling every two or three hours asking if we've come up with it.&amp;quot;

&amp;quot;Right. And do you remember what you said yesterday?&amp;quot;

&amp;quot;Not really. What are you...&amp;quot;

&amp;quot;God, you're so dense! You told me, 'I'd give my right arm to anyone who can get rid of him!'&amp;quot;

&amp;quot;Uh, Al. That's a figure of speech. I just meant I would love it if someone could get him to lay off the harassment.&amp;quot;

Albert paled. &amp;quot;Oh... Uh... Do you consider me a real friend?&amp;quot;

&amp;quot;Of course I do. Why?&amp;quot;

&amp;quot;Well, do you know the old saying, 'Friends help friends move. Real friends help friends move bodies?'&amp;quot;</subtitle>
  <updated>2008-02-24T16:24:18Z</updated>
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    <title type="text">Comment on Real Friends</title>
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    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;a true, though  dense friend.  I love your stand alone stories. no sequels.. none necessary really, they get to the point so well in just one ficlet.&lt;br /&gt;Very Talented.&lt;br /&gt;LoA&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <published>2008-02-24T16:24:18Z</published>
    <author>
      <name>Kermitgorf</name>
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    <title type="text">Comment on Real Friends</title>
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    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;I &lt;strong&gt;heart&lt;/strong&gt; your twisty endings!&lt;/p&gt;</content>
    <id>http://ficlets.com/stories/22334?basename=43492</id>
    <published>2008-02-24T14:56:09Z</published>
    <author>
      <name>Vertically Challenged</name>
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  <entry>
    <title type="text">Comment on Real Friends</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://ficlets.com/stories/22334"/>
    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt; OMG !! Excellent!! Talk about a twist, now that is a twist!&lt;/p&gt;</content>
    <id>http://ficlets.com/stories/22334?basename=43471</id>
    <published>2008-02-24T13:39:09Z</published>
    <author>
      <name>Jenunique</name>
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  <entry>
    <title type="text">Comment on Real Friends</title>
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    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;lol, that&amp;#8217;s hilarious!&lt;/p&gt;</content>
    <id>http://ficlets.com/stories/22334?basename=43464</id>
    <published>2008-02-24T13:13:28Z</published>
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      <name>flute faerie</name>
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