Dear Amberly, You were right. I should overcome my fear of flying. But taking a roadtrip was all your idea and now I can officially blame all of my blatant misery on you. Thank you Amberly for suggesting taking a southern route, I am by far sweating my face off. Next time you see my horribly melted features, blame yourself. On the other hand, I now have many terribly amusing and embarrassing stories to share, and a new inspiration for a novel. But don't expect to get any of the profits. Consider it a favor, Amberly. And do tell your hideous crone of a mother to shove herself off a cliff for sending that letter to my uncle. I hope birds pluck out her liver for eternity among the blazing fires of hell. Its the least she deserves. I shall send you a postcard from Graceland as promised so thank you for the kitschy detour I have to endure now. No, I will not send a picture of me next to Elvis imposters. Sincerely yours, Kingsley P.S. I will of course _take_ pictures of aforementioned imposters. 2008-03-02T18:29:29Z http://ficlets.com/feed/story/22409 <p>You really do love that word, kitsch, don&#8217;t you. lol</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/22409?basename=45114 2008-03-02T18:29:29Z Tarmaie http://ficlets.com/authors/tarmaie <p>very bitter.. roadtrips alone are no fun.<br />LoA</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/22409?basename=43673 2008-02-25T00:42:30Z SKermitgorf http://ficlets.com/authors/kermitgorf <p>I absolutely love the bitter/sweetness of the attitude in the letter.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/22409?basename=43668 2008-02-25T00:30:36Z Jenunique http://ficlets.com/authors/jenunique