My fingures are drumming the desk. I sigh and pick up my *Hansen's*- no, *_diet_ Hansen's black cherry soda.* I take a very lady-like sip. Right. More like a giant gulp that my mother would not have approved of. The can says &quot;No sugar!&quot; Yipee. Oh, and apparently this drink is calorie free too, and it has no caffeine either. And no sodium. If fact, I turn it around, and- wow! Everything under *Nutrition Facts* has a zero next to it. Are they miracle workers or what?! Very suspicious... Oh shoot! I think I'm supposed to be doing this math homework, not pondering the ingredients of soda. Hmm, what is the lesson? _Radical Equations._ What are radical equations? I don't remember learning this... Oh right! The teacher was probably explaining it when I was watching that squirrel outside the window. It was much more entertaining than Radical Equations. I give it one feeble try. I sing along to _Icky Thump,_ probably saying the wrong words. I gulp some more Hansen's. I look at the label. Here we go again... 2008-02-27T05:47:14Z http://ficlets.com/feed/story/22547 <p>oops i ment the and stare</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/22547?basename=44111 2008-02-27T05:47:14Z wytherwings http://ficlets.com/authors/wytherwings <p>lol yes. and i sit in teh back in the left corner so occasionally i will wtare out the window that is high up, and i always wish i had my camera, but then i realize it&#8217;s math class and ms pattinelli probably doesnt want me taking pictures</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/22547?basename=44110 2008-02-27T05:46:44Z wytherwings http://ficlets.com/authors/wytherwings <p>Let me guess you actually wrote this while drinking the soda and doing math.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/22547?basename=44076 2008-02-27T02:36:38Z More Ways Than One http://ficlets.com/authors/cicforever25 <p>^{^^ last person to talk. ^}^</p> <p>Nice story. Somehow, i get the feeling that you had hansens last night. Ooops, i&#8217;m sorry, diet hansens. Um. Wheres the window?</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/22547?basename=43924 2008-02-26T15:45:11Z ACORN http://ficlets.com/authors/acorn360 <p>yehh alrite story, except it needs a bit of work on the spelling and the layout of writing&#8230; :)</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/22547?basename=43903 2008-02-26T07:41:35Z Nadia Banik http://ficlets.com/authors/nadiabanik