Comments on 'Doggy, Perro, Inu, Chien...Anyway you put it, it's a DOG!'"YOU!" I gasped, holding up my kendo sword even higher.
"Watcha gonna do?" he laughed, "Hit me with a stick?" His laugh sent a shiver down my spine; It wasn't the laugh itself. It was what was _in_ his mouth. A pair of glistening, perfectly pointed canine fangs.
"Whoa! Sweet Mother of Jesus!" I jumped back, forgetting I was on the offensive.
He lunged forward and caught my hands; He gripped them so tight that I had to let go of my weapon.
"Why are you doing this? Why are you here?" I said, struggling in his grip.
"Aren't you happy that I came to visit?" his ears drooped.
_Hold it.._
"EARS?!" I yelled into his face. Growing right out of his head was a pair of fluffy ears.
"I'm hallucinating," I laughed hysterically.
"No, you're not," he said, turning around.
Remember when I said my brain short-circuited? Oh, no, dearie. This time my brain positively _*fried*_.
He had a furry tail. A tail. On a human.
"Did I accidentally take something I wasn't supposed to instead of indegestion pills?" 2008-05-01T20:04:42Zhttp://ficlets.com/feed/story/22667Comment on Doggy, Perro, Inu, Chien...Anyway you put it, it's a DOG!<p>Quite a bizarre twist.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/22667?basename=598392008-05-01T20:04:42Zthebetweenspacehttp://ficlets.com/authors/thebetweenspaceComment on Doggy, Perro, Inu, Chien...Anyway you put it, it's a DOG!<p>holy god, what is he doing?!</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/22667?basename=446352008-02-29T20:05:13ZOne Time, One Chancehttp://ficlets.com/authors/one_chance