I went into some sort of a time snap. I got up; Jumped onto his shoulders and kicked him. I sent him flying face first into the armchair. I held a hand to my cheek and turned lobster red. I could feel my face burning underneath my hand. &quot;Why did you do that? That is so perverted, disgusting, and just eeeeww!&quot; I said, sounding like a total girly-girl. &quot;Ifs shusht fog inshtinshts,&quot; he said, his voice muffled by the fact that his face was practically lodged between the armchair and a cushion. &quot;What?!&quot; &quot;I said,&quot; he pulled his head out and smoothed his hair, &quot;It's just dog instincts.&quot; &quot;Well, lock 'em away while you're around me. Next time you do that, even God won't help you,&quot; I said. &quot;You look very pretty when you're angry,&quot; he said. &quot;Are you a complete and utter unadulterated _IDIOT?!_&quot; I yelled at him. Suddenly, I thought of something that rooted me to the spot. I felt my face go clammy. &quot;Haine? What is it? You look really pale,&quot; Ryuuki moved forward. _Why hasn't Kazuma woken up with all the noise?_ 2008-05-01T20:06:24Z http://ficlets.com/feed/story/22670 <p>The last line is a great question, one that I had been thinking as I read along&#8230;</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/22670?basename=59841 2008-05-01T20:06:24Z thebetweenspace http://ficlets.com/authors/thebetweenspace <p> HOLY SCHIZZLEMYNIZZLE HE ATE KAZUMA !</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/22670?basename=44637 2008-02-29T20:15:56Z One Time, One Chance http://ficlets.com/authors/one_chance