Charlie and I were standing next to are grand old friends coffin who walked to the other side a wee bit early then we would liked. Charlie handed me a beer from his coat pocket we were at the stage of opening are cans when a nice looking lady came walking past are view. I chased the beer down to beat Charlie to the gal. I was walking my way up to her when i saw Charlie's leg cut me off i fell to the ground with a thump. I picked my leg from the ground and shoved it in Charlie's nuts. He came crashing down to the floor where i met him with an right elbow in the face.Charlie's tooth came out of his mouth and i can see the poor lad snarl at me. Charlie started to ram his knuckles into my ribs. Up to the point where i head butted him in the face. We both was staggering around the graveyard. I had no clue what was near me until i fell over the railing and land in a pile of boats. I felt a paddle or two ram into my ass. I can see Charlie up top smiling at my misery i got myself into. http://ficlets.com/feed/story/23263