Today Julie decided to bake a cake for mom's birthday. What could go wrong you ask? ~pause~ Everything. &quot;_Acorns_,&quot; Julie called out. &quot;_Acorns_,&quot; I replied, &quot;But who puts _acorns_ in a birthday cake?&quot; &quot;Well mom says she loves corn, but I couldn't find any.&quot; I cringed. Corn in cake? Ew. Julie continued, &quot;Now hand me that _peanut butter_.&quot; I knew better than to ask and handed her the _peanut butter_. &quot;Now open the oven,&quot; Julie commanded. I glanced around nervously around the _ocean_ wallpapered room and opened the oven. Julie stuck a _broken thermometer_ into the cake and glanced at the _analog clock_ hanging on the wall. &quot;You can go out now.&quot; she said. I left. An hour later, I came back into the kitchen. _Glass shards_ were everywhere and so was the cake. Oh. My. GOODNESS! 2008-03-07T06:39:08Z http://ficlets.com/feed/story/23453 <p>hahaha that&#8217;s funny <br />i like it =]</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/23453?basename=46148 2008-03-07T06:39:08Z wytherwings http://ficlets.com/authors/wytherwings