Comments on 'Offworld Weirdos'"You know those things over there are pretty much perverts, right?"
"How do you figure?"
"Well, for starters, that one on the left was hitting on you."
"Uhm, is that why it kept poking me in the ear when we were at the counter?"
"That's sort of the Z'arlgagh equivalent of a pickup line."
"Oh God, I think my bagel's coming back up."
"So, yeah, that thing thinks you're cute. Don't you think that's a bit weird?"
"What, me being cute?"
"No, I think you are. But, do you think _it's_ cute?"
"Christ! No way. It's got too many tentacles."
"If you had tentacles, you might be into it."
"Ugh, that's so creepy."
"Don't you think having just two boney arms and grabby fingers might be a bit creepy to them?"
"Hmm, I suppose."
"And, you know, every one of them volunteered for the expedition from Z'arlgath."
"So?"
"They've all got fetishes for Earthlings. That's how they do first contact. And, that's how they get their weirdos offworld."
"If those are the weirdos, what the hell are the rest of them like?"2008-06-04T14:36:39Zhttp://ficlets.com/feed/story/2357Comment on Offworld Weirdos<p>Novel put practical idea. I think earth needs to get rid of some weirdos too. Let’s make contact as soon as possible!</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/2357?basename=679082008-06-04T14:36:39ZPyroPunk 51 (PPP LoA)http://ficlets.com/authors/pyropunkComment on Offworld Weirdos<p>Of course, aliens would have weirdos too. Funny, funny dialog all on a rather silly thought process but also hinting at a bit of an adventure.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/2357?basename=605242008-05-05T22:48:25ZTHX 0477http://ficlets.com/authors/thx_0477Comment on Offworld Weirdos<p>That was utterly hilarious. Good job with the dialogue. As in my own “No Bones About It,” it’s a great way to be evocative without wasting too many words on description.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/2357?basename=495942008-03-18T14:43:46ZRobotech_Masterhttp://ficlets.com/authors/robotechComment on Offworld Weirdos<p>Its funny and cute!! Good job!</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/2357?basename=474452008-03-11T16:42:41ZNissakithttp://ficlets.com/authors/nerissaComment on Offworld Weirdos<p>Very clever. Nice.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/2357?basename=362662008-01-25T05:51:59ZWhite Hathttp://ficlets.com/authors/whitehatComment on Offworld Weirdos<p> HAHA wonderful quirky funny, hysterical.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/2357?basename=317092007-12-31T23:46:49ZSKermitgorfhttp://ficlets.com/authors/kermitgorfComment on Offworld Weirdos<p>I have a close friend who calls me a weirdo all the time!</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/2357?basename=35472007-06-27T20:50:43ZLoonyklownzhttp://ficlets.com/authors/loonyklownz