&quot;MWHAHAHAHAHAHA! They are complete!&quot; &quot;What may I ask is complete, master?&quot; The paunchy old woman smiled a wicked smile and turned to her servant. In her hands was a plate of donuts, but not just any donuts... &quot;These are my Awesomely-Wicked-Green-Princess-Destroyer-Donuts!&quot; &quot;They look a little funny.&quot; &quot;Well, what do you expect? It's all part of my ingenious plan to eradicate myself of the pertinacious disease which is Princess Medalbee! &quot;Excuse me?&quot; &quot;I'm gonna kill her!&quot; &quot;Oh.&quot; &quot;Actually, you are,&quot; the woman said, handing the donuts to her servant. &quot;Take these to her palace. Oh wait, I have a convincing letter to go with it in the other room.&quot; The woman quickly disappeared into the next room, and came back quickly with a purple envelope in her hands. What she saw surprised her. &quot;What are you DOING!?&quot; The servant looked up frightened, with green crumbs stuck to his lips. &quot;_You_ weren't supposed to eat them!? Do you *not* listen?&quot; &quot;I was hungry.&quot; &quot;They're _poisonous!_&quot; &quot;Oops...my bad.&quot; 2008-04-13T22:30:01Z http://ficlets.com/feed/story/24091 <p>hahaha&#8230;. my bad! great way to end it.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/24091?basename=56055 2008-04-13T22:30:01Z upintheclouds http://ficlets.com/authors/nicole <p>oh well, it&#8217;s <em>my</em> ficlet and they can be donuts if i want them to be! ;-)</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/24091?basename=47536 2008-03-11T20:04:12Z paper flowers http://ficlets.com/authors/paper_flowers <p>...Yeah, those are bagels.<br />Great ficlet anyhow!<br />LoA</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/24091?basename=47370 2008-03-11T02:08:18Z invisibility_disability http://ficlets.com/authors/invisible_stories <p>Very silly, right down to the &#8216;my bad&#8217; at the ending. Love the absurdity of it all, especially the witch&#8217;s over-reaching vocabulary.<br />LoA<br />And thanks for being awesome!</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/24091?basename=47330 2008-03-11T01:24:14Z THX 0477 http://ficlets.com/authors/thx_0477 <p>it reminds me of something you would do! :) lol!</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/24091?basename=47299 2008-03-11T00:53:55Z Disturbed Youth http://ficlets.com/authors/gothica <p>Hahahaha!</p> <p>....It&#8217;s just too bad these are obviously bagels.<br />LoA</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/24091?basename=47295 2008-03-11T00:49:59Z Storykeeper of Fae http://ficlets.com/authors/smile <p>this story made me smile!</p> <p>i would probably eat the doughnuts, too!</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/24091?basename=47292 2008-03-11T00:48:47Z OrangeOreos http://ficlets.com/authors/orangeoreos <p>Lol. I work with a group of people who have to constantly be reminded what to do, so this stood out to me. But the last two lines made me laugh out loud. Great ending, &#8220;Oops&#8230;my bad.&#8221;</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/24091?basename=47290 2008-03-11T00:45:58Z thebetweenspace http://ficlets.com/authors/thebetweenspace <p>Very sleeping beauti like. I like.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/24091?basename=47288 2008-03-11T00:44:23Z butterflygirl6106 http://ficlets.com/authors/butterflygirl6106 <p>Very sleeping beauti like. I like.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/24091?basename=47287 2008-03-11T00:44:21Z butterflygirl6106 http://ficlets.com/authors/butterflygirl6106 <p>oh crap! that stinks!<br />good story!<br />LoA</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/24091?basename=47285 2008-03-11T00:43:46Z Blusparrow http://ficlets.com/authors/blusparrow