Comments on 'Ozymandias Retold, or That Awesome Thing in The Desert'I met this dude
Form this totally ancient land,
And he was all like: "Bro, there's this busted gigantic statue
of some like medieval type dude in the desert. It's totally righteous."
And I was like "No way!"
And he was all like "Way."
And then I was like, "I would very much like to behold such an astonishing feat of ancient engineering. Lead on, my good man!"
And he was like, "With all due haste, dear sir! Prepare thyself for a spectacle unseen by the eyes of man for uncounted Æons!"
And all it was was this pair of broken legs
Sticking out of the sand,
And I was pretty bummed until I read what was written there:
_My name is Crown Me Tarzan,
King of Mars,
Look upon my most excellent works,
Ye mighty douchebags,
And totally despair!_
And I was like: "That's pretty awesome."
*THE END*2008-03-19T00:59:47Zhttp://ficlets.com/feed/story/24121Comment on Ozymandias Retold, or That Awesome Thing in The Desert<p>You’re a winner! A BigAzz winner, even.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/24121?basename=497642008-03-19T00:59:47ZTHX 0477http://ficlets.com/authors/thx_0477Comment on Ozymandias Retold, or That Awesome Thing in The Desert<p>That was righteous, dude!</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/24121?basename=477232008-03-12T06:52:18Zsleepychameleonhttp://ficlets.com/authors/user_8275Comment on Ozymandias Retold, or That Awesome Thing in The Desert<p>That was freaking hilarious. Thanks for playing along with the awesomeness. This was out there, dramatic, and just funny.<br />LoA</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/24121?basename=476252008-03-12T00:24:09ZTHX 0477http://ficlets.com/authors/thx_0477Comment on Ozymandias Retold, or That Awesome Thing in The Desert<p>I know that dude – he used to work at All American Burger? Where’s Mr. Hand?</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/24121?basename=474542008-03-11T17:18:23ZYodaOnCrackhttp://ficlets.com/authors/yodaoncrackComment on Ozymandias Retold, or That Awesome Thing in The Desert<p>hysterical. mix of modern surfer dude/medieval party dudes.. awesome Dude.. totally!<br />LoA</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/24121?basename=474442008-03-11T16:22:19ZSKermitgorfhttp://ficlets.com/authors/kermitgorf