The porn movie was all over the Internet now. There goes my dad's chance of getting reelected. Now he can feel the way _I_ did when they got Adam arrested and "accidentally" killed by people who believed there was some obscure goal that justified their being mean. Well there goes your goal. Happy now? So me and the bang gang were celebrating the first reference to our flic in mainstream media by ordering pizza while RSS feeds all around us were whispering to each other "daddy's going down". I believe the pizza delivery man was innocent. As soon as I opened the door, he was grabbed back into the corridor, then a blast, gas, and a syringe. I didn't know daddy and his minions were _that_ "Austin Powered". I close my eyes hoping they'll all be out of work by the time I open them. After all, the vid has _already_ hit the fan. http://ficlets.com/feed/story/2432