Comments on 'Ernest, my name is Ernest'Michael is seen in his car, he turns the music up. He speeds out of the parking lot. He has wasted his life and doesn't know what to do next. What is he if he can't even talk to a girl. "She's just a girl, I'm a boy...man, I'm a man." He quickly turns the car around.
He pulls back into the parking lot.
"Today is th day everything changes." he whispers to himself.
He marches into the Copy Shop.
Elisabeth smiles as he walks in. He walks right up to he counter.
"Hi"
"Hi, I'm sorry about before. I'm kind of a dork."
"Oh no problem."
"There's more, I wanted to ask you out on a date. I was very nervous and my mouth couldn't produce the words to make me cool enough to have a chance with you. What I wanted to say was you seem very nice, your smile is the very best, and I like the way you style your hair."
"That's sweet, I'll go date with you."
"You will? That's great!"
"I hate to say this but I don't even know your name."
"It's Ernest."2008-05-19T20:54:05Zhttp://ficlets.com/feed/story/24730Comment on Ernest, my name is Ernest<p>yay! geeky guy!!!=)</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/24730?basename=633932008-05-19T20:54:05ZNissakithttp://ficlets.com/authors/nerissaComment on Ernest, my name is Ernest<p>lol! cute cute.<br />i like how he complimented her.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/24730?basename=615412008-05-11T04:13:48ZRunningWithScissorshttp://ficlets.com/authors/hopeless_x0Comment on Ernest, my name is Ernest<p>This kinda reminds me of Seinfeld for some reason =P Great story!</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/24730?basename=614962008-05-11T01:54:03ZBartimaeushttp://ficlets.com/authors/user_7307Comment on Ernest, my name is Ernest<p>Yay, score one for the geeky guy.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/24730?basename=608802008-05-07T22:25:07ZSKermitgorfhttp://ficlets.com/authors/kermitgorfComment on Ernest, my name is Ernest<p>aw, he’s sweet. I would go on a date with him. if I was a little older…<br />Anyways, I like this series, I just read the whole thing. great job, very unique<br />=]=]</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/24730?basename=595832008-04-30T05:31:02Zwytherwingshttp://ficlets.com/authors/wytherwingsComment on Ernest, my name is Ernest<p>“There’s more, I wanted to ask you out on a date. I was very nervous and my mouth couldn’t produce the words to make me cool enough to have a chance with you. What I wanted to say was you seem very nice, your smile is the very best, and I like the way you style your hair.”<br />~<br />I love that paragraph. The words that everyone thinks when they’re in this situation but usually don’t say just like that.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/24730?basename=592052008-04-28T00:54:43ZStovohobohttp://ficlets.com/authors/stovohoboComment on Ernest, my name is Ernest<p>Cute, I like his determination and resolve. The dialog or interaction got a bit rushed at the end (that darn character limit).<br />LoA</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/24730?basename=488632008-03-16T07:41:08ZTHX 0477http://ficlets.com/authors/thx_0477