She smiled at me. &quot;Do you mind? I _really_ need a shower.&quot; &quot;Oh…er, no,&quot; I said, hastily excusing myself from the bathroom. As the sounds of running water started, I ran over the events of the last day or so in my head, trying to figure out at exactly what point things had taken a turn into the twilight zone. I went out to eat. My first waitress kissed me and disappeared. The restaurant charged me for her. Then she…flew out of my butt like the proverbial monkey. It was just too weird to think about. Cindy Lou came out of the bathroom, hair in a towel and a larger one wrapped around her body. &quot;I guess you want to know where I came from.&quot; &quot;I _know_ where you came from,&quot; I said weakly. &quot;I want to know how you _got_ there.&quot; &quot;Oh, that's simple. I'm your new GaIA.&quot; &quot;GaIA?&quot; &quot;Gastro-Intestinal Assistant. You know how you have acidophilic bacteria in your stomach and gut?&quot; &quot;I heard something about that. Something about eating active culture yogurt?&quot; She beamed. &quot;Just think of me as _really_ active culture.&quot; 2008-04-04T21:33:55Z http://ficlets.com/feed/story/24846 <p>huh&#8230;.. now that was a strange turn</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/24846?basename=54398 2008-04-04T21:33:55Z i live NYLSC http://ficlets.com/authors/josie <p>This takes the oddness to a new level.</p> <p>And it kinda makes me glad I&#8217;ve already had my daily yogurt.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/24846?basename=53164 2008-03-31T14:48:51Z Alexa ♥ http://ficlets.com/authors/alexa1018 <p>that is so creepy!</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/24846?basename=52251 2008-03-28T15:34:19Z Flute Loop<33 http://ficlets.com/authors/sasha <p>Whoa&#8230; funky. But cool and enticing.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/24846?basename=51850 2008-03-26T23:24:28Z flute faerie http://ficlets.com/authors/user_6061 <p>thats interesting&#8230;. but good&#8230;...</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/24846?basename=51503 2008-03-25T16:42:40Z Nissakit http://ficlets.com/authors/nerissa <p>i&#8217;m enjoying this, weirdly enough.=]</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/24846?basename=51391 2008-03-25T03:00:15Z One Time, One Chance http://ficlets.com/authors/one_chance <p>Hehehe, just crazy. Also very entertaining</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/24846?basename=51224 2008-03-24T19:12:33Z Ridcully Calvert http://ficlets.com/authors/user_joon