Comments on 'Order of the Phoenix: Tarrantino Style'The Minister of Magic and his assistants entered through the portals, Dumbledore looked to them as the Minister breathlessly gasped, "He's back."
The kids of Dumbledore's Army stood triumphantly as Voldemort made his hasty, yet ghostly, retreat to nothingness.
Then from out of the shadows a slick yellow clad figure emerged wielding a flashy katana. Her barefeet stepping lightly as she carefully place one foot in front of the other. Her blue eyes snapping to one wizard before sizing up the next.
She held the sword with both hands, elbows bent at forty- fives, maybe not the common stance for a true ninja, but for a white girl in the bowels of the Ministry of Magic she looked about as comfortable as she possibly could. All hell was about to break loose and the sounds of _Chop Suey_ beginning to reverberate through the halls definitely indicated such.
The Bride hacked and chopped at random until Harry gathered his wits enough to approach her and offers himself to her as her long lost "Bill." 2008-03-22T00:12:08Zhttp://ficlets.com/feed/story/24971Comment on Order of the Phoenix: Tarrantino Style<p>And sometimes, ‘there it is’ is all that matters. It is bizarre, but I salute you for putting it out there.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/24971?basename=506212008-03-22T00:12:08ZTHX 0477http://ficlets.com/authors/thx_0477Comment on Order of the Phoenix: Tarrantino Style<p>I actually went back and forth before deciding to <em>do</em> this. I think I sat for longer than I wrote. I am still not really happy with it, but there it is. ;)</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/24971?basename=495052008-03-18T03:42:41ZJenuniquehttp://ficlets.com/authors/jenuniqueComment on Order of the Phoenix: Tarrantino Style<p>I can’t argue with that. As soon as I saw the title, I thought, “Oh, no!” Then I saw who wrote it, and I thought, “Oh, yes!” <br />I was <em>not</em> disappointed.<br /><em>Really</em> makes me want to see <em>Kill Bill</em> now. :D<br />LoA</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/24971?basename=495042008-03-18T03:40:38ZCapital "W" Writer (LoA's Geekus Awesomeus)http://ficlets.com/authors/capital_w_writerComment on Order of the Phoenix: Tarrantino Style<p>Before anyone says, “It doesn’t make sense,” I very well agree. Because Tarrantino doesn’t make much sense. And I love him just for that reason! ;)</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/24971?basename=495032008-03-18T03:34:52ZJenuniquehttp://ficlets.com/authors/jenunique