Comments on 'The Mafia?!?'I sighed and jumped into the tree to make sure I didn't sit on my gash. I looked down into a puddle and noticed that I had sunburn that made me look like a pink raccoon. I looked up and stared at him.
"Do I really have to tell you?" I asked.
"Yes."
"WHYYYYYY?!?"
"Because I said so."
"Not a good reason."
"Well neh then. Tell me anyway. I don't remember anything at all before the king hit me in the head with a shovel for making a typographical error."
"Oooh. Harsh."
"Bigtime."
"FINE I'LL TELL YOU! Just don't kiss me again."
"Okay."
"A'ight. I'm a mob boss. You were in."
"What?!? THE MAFIA?!? I WAS IN THE MAFIA?!!!"
"It's weirder that I'm in it. I'm a female. I'm not really supposed to be in it. But anyway, you knew too much..." I trailed off to wipe a tear.
"What? You were gonna kill me?"
"They wanted to. But it didn't...... it didn't seem right. I felt like killing you would've been a life-altering mistake."2008-06-25T13:29:45Zhttp://ficlets.com/feed/story/25361Comment on The Mafia?!?<p>I didn’t know there were medieval mafias. I wasn’t expecting <em>that</em> to be how they knew each other, but it’s fun nevertheless.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/25361?basename=737782008-06-25T13:29:45Zthebetweenspacehttp://ficlets.com/authors/thebetweenspaceComment on The Mafia?!?<p>Silly’s always good.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/25361?basename=504732008-03-21T16:46:03ZMask By The Moonhttp://ficlets.com/authors/mbtmComment on The Mafia?!?<p>Just reading the series now, but it’s delightfully silly, talking about the mafia and hits and stuff in such a casual way while one of them is in a tree.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/25361?basename=504202008-03-21T14:26:11ZTHX 0477http://ficlets.com/authors/thx_0477