&quot;As I said before,&quot; repeated Vizzini with an expectorant flourish, &quot;I have a truly remarkable plan.&quot; Inigo was indignant. &quot;Tell us already! We're running out of time!&quot; &quot;It's quite simple, really. We'll all be in the castle in under five minutes if you follow my every word exactly. I just hope you're sober enough to be amazed at my unfathomable brilliance once we're there! Here, take this blade and shave off your mustache…&quot; &quot;Never.&quot; &quot;I see you are being stubborn. Very well, I will do it myself. Step aside, giant.&quot; Fezzik stooped as low as he could. &quot;Don't touch Inigo's mustache,&quot; he slurred threateningly. &quot;Fezzik, Fezzik, I'll handle this,&quot; said Inigo. &quot;Listen Vizzini, I have groomed this beautiful mustache since the day the six-fingered man slaughtered my father. For _twenty years_ I have worn this on my face as a sign of my grief. Not until the six-fingered man is dead will any blade touch my wonderful mustache. Do you understand?&quot; Vizzini sighed. &quot;And to think I was considering giving you a _raise…_&quot; 2008-04-01T16:07:40Z http://ficlets.com/feed/story/25757 <p>Funny.. what more can I say.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/25757?basename=53608 2008-04-01T16:07:40Z SKermitgorf http://ficlets.com/authors/kermitgorf <p>&#8220;he slurred threateningly&#8221; a tremendous description Fezzick&#8217;s style of communication.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/25757?basename=51297 2008-03-24T22:42:25Z thebetweenspace http://ficlets.com/authors/thebetweenspace <p>Are you familiar with the movie <em>The Princess Bride</em>? This is an alternate ending to that movie. Without the proper context it might be a bit confusing. :-)<br />LoA</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/25757?basename=51263 2008-03-24T21:19:44Z uselessness http://ficlets.com/authors/uselessness <p>I like it. I must say it is a little strange but it is good.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/25757?basename=51256 2008-03-24T20:55:42Z Ramy http://ficlets.com/authors/coolish