Comments on 'You've Got Mail: (Alternate Movie Ending Challenge)'At first Kathleen Kelly thought it was a joke. She smiled at Joe Fox, shaking her head. Then the moment of realization. She wept uncontrollably, tears flowing down her adorable face.
He wiped her tears, and said, "Hello, Shopgirl."
"I wanted it to be you," she said, with conviction.
They kissed awkwardly, at first; then fluently.
A gunshot echoed through the park, as Joe Fox slumped to the ground holding his chest, his blood pooling up in the green grass.
"That's for putting me out of business," Kathleen said.
Another shot. "That's for standing me up."
A third shot. "That's for wasting over a year of my life with all your stupid head games, you sadistic stalking son-of-a-bitch. To think, I actually found you charming at one point."
"But, you said you wanted it to be me?" Joe managed, in between gasps.
"I wanted to have the chance to tell you that I just married your father, so now I'm a Fox. F-O-X. How's that for taking it to the mattresses?"
"It wasn't personal."
"It's _always_ personal." 2008-04-03T16:33:14Zhttp://ficlets.com/feed/story/25832Comment on You've Got Mail: (Alternate Movie Ending Challenge)<p>I don’t think this ending would work for the actual movie, but for a ficlet it does because it’s a creative and interesting twist.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/25832?basename=541572008-04-03T16:33:14ZMeAndTheMoonhttp://ficlets.com/authors/meandthemoonComment on You've Got Mail: (Alternate Movie Ending Challenge)<p>Hahaha, I like this ending so much better.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/25832?basename=535682008-04-01T14:06:26Zflute faeriehttp://ficlets.com/authors/user_6061Comment on You've Got Mail: (Alternate Movie Ending Challenge)<p>cute ending hehe.<br />this ending is definatly funnier and more surprising then the other one… i like it i havent seen this movie in a while</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/25832?basename=519132008-03-27T00:56:18Zp.lauréhttp://ficlets.com/authors/p_laureComment on You've Got Mail: (Alternate Movie Ending Challenge)<p>I wouldn’t have even THOUGHT of this movie in relation to this challenge, and I (embarassingly!) almost didn’t read this. Glad I did though, nice job.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/25832?basename=517412008-03-26T19:24:43Zelectrobrainhttp://ficlets.com/authors/electrobrainComment on You've Got Mail: (Alternate Movie Ending Challenge)<p>I like your end so much better…<br />LoA</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/25832?basename=515082008-03-25T17:48:42ZSKermitgorfhttp://ficlets.com/authors/kermitgorfComment on You've Got Mail: (Alternate Movie Ending Challenge)<p>Godfather meets romantic comedy. Very nice twist, very nice. Funny how circumstances we sometimes call romantic can be taken in a completely different way with only a little twist on perception.<br />LoA</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/25832?basename=514562008-03-25T13:45:10ZTHX 0477http://ficlets.com/authors/thx_0477