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  <title>Comments on 'The Permanent Solution'</title>
  <subtitle>&amp;quot;Good morning, sir,&amp;quot; the man said, his tone flat, business-like. &amp;quot;Are you Richard Sykes?&amp;quot;

Richard looked at the two men standing in his doorway. Black suits, black shades, black shoes. They looked like rejects from a bad espionage movie.

&amp;quot;Yeah, I'm Sykes. What's up?&amp;quot;

&amp;quot;We understand you reported seeing a UFO the other day,&amp;quot; the other one said, his tone equally flat.

&amp;quot;Yeah, I did.&amp;quot; Richard didn't like this. Not one bit.

&amp;quot;Mr. Sykes,&amp;quot; the first man said, &amp;quot;we are here to inform you that what you saw was, in fact, your imagination. You saw nothing. You made it all up.&amp;quot;

&amp;quot;The hell I did!&amp;quot; Sykes fired back. &amp;quot;Just who do you think you are?!&amp;quot;

&amp;quot;You've seen the movie with Mr. Smith and Mr. Jones?&amp;quot; the second asked.

&amp;quot;Yeah.&amp;quot; Richard laughed. &amp;quot;What? You gonna erase my memory or something?&amp;quot;

&amp;quot;No, Mr. Sykes,&amp;quot; the first man said, pulling a gun with a silencer attached. &amp;quot;We're who they send in when that doesn't work.

&amp;quot;We're the permanent solution.&amp;quot;

Sykes was found the next day, victim of a home invasion gone wrong.</subtitle>
  <updated>2008-03-25T14:00:36Z</updated>
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    <title type="text">Comment on The Permanent Solution</title>
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    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;Ouch, very nicely done.&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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