Comments on 'Murders, Inc.'"Hello, you're through to Murders Incorporated, how may I direct your call?"
"Yes, hi, I'd like to have my wife murdered, I've been thinking about it a lot and I really don't like her."
"Ok, I'll just put you through to one of our sales team."
"Hi, you're through to sales, how may I help?"
"Yes I'd like to have my wife killed, she's rubbish and I'm sick of it."
"Ok, would you like the Basic, Essential or Preferred package?"
"I don't know, what's the difference?"
"Basic, is a trainee with a machine gun, a bad temper and an even worse aim. Essential is a mugging gone wrong and Preferred is a skilled murder with a ticket to Mamma Mia! so you're out the house with an alibi when it happens."
"I don't suppose I could get a ticket to Spamalot instead?"
"No sir, I'm afraid it's Mamma Mia! or nothing."
"Hmm, ok, well how much is Preferred?"
"$15 000"
"Crikey, and Essential?"
"$10 000"
Oh, right, and Basic?
"$5 000"
"Bloody hell, oh forget it, I've just heard her come home, I'll go do it myself."2008-03-28T00:23:27Zhttp://ficlets.com/feed/story/26087Comment on Murders, Inc.<p>Free. o my… funny dialogue. Like the crikey part..“>Basic, is a trainee with a machine gun, a bad temper and an even worse aim< funny line.<br />LoA</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/26087?basename=521222008-03-28T00:23:27ZSKermitgorfhttp://ficlets.com/authors/kermitgorfComment on Murders, Inc.<p>That’s horrible, really horrible. Though I love the check on Spamalot instead of Mamma Mia! I know I’d ask to make the substitution, and I even kind of like ABBA . Great story and good job keeping the dialog clear enough that I could tell who was talking, even through the change over on the phones.<br />LoA</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/26087?basename=521172008-03-27T23:57:19ZTHX 0477http://ficlets.com/authors/thx_0477Comment on Murders, Inc.<p>Lol!<br />this was sooo funny!<br />=]</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/26087?basename=521122008-03-27T23:33:52ZOne Time, One Chancehttp://ficlets.com/authors/one_chanceComment on Murders, Inc.<p> LOL <br />I’m laughing so hard right now I might die right here!<br />:D<br />LoA</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/26087?basename=520972008-03-27T22:55:12ZLone Writerhttp://ficlets.com/authors/solopenComment on Murders, Inc.<p>My original idea for the bad adverts challenge, mutated into a phone call dialogue type affair.</p>http://ficlets.com/stories/26087?basename=520942008-03-27T22:48:57ZRussell Ruffinohttp://ficlets.com/authors/ruffino