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  <title>Comments on 'Salvation Of The Misguided And Quite Random Teenager Who Was To Be Presently Tortured With Mathematics (Or, The Return Of The Double Parentheses)'</title>
  <subtitle>At this moment in my pitiful, somewhat disoriented and random life, I was reminded of how much I hated mock-up aristocrats.

&amp;quot;A-HEM!&amp;quot; Professor Buttercup cleared his throat, adjusted his prune-purple bow tie, and started to speak, &amp;quot;Now that you appreciate how much Senior Principal Burrito has done for our school, I will reinforce it with punishment. I know how much you would like to do some math equations for me, but that's too light!&amp;quot;

(I gasped on the inside. Who knew what horrors lingered in Professor Buttercup's mind?)

&amp;quot;Instead,&amp;quot; he continued, obliviously unawares of my internal gasp, &amp;quot;I'll have you clean my whiteboards.&amp;quot;

At first I just stood there, shocked into standing still. (Clean Whiteboards *&amp;gt;* Math Equations! (I had spent too much time in the math cell already!))

I quickly grabbed the cleaning fluid and some paper towel, and was done in five minutes flat.

As soon as I was done, I whipped out (Literally whipped out. I was probably going faster than sound) of Professor Buttercup's torture cell.</subtitle>
  <updated>2008-04-06T02:21:16Z</updated>
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    <title type="text">Comment on Salvation Of The Misguided And Quite Random Teenager Who Was To Be Presently Tortured With Mathematics (Or, The Return Of The Double Parentheses)</title>
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    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;hahahahaha, great stuff.&lt;br /&gt;LoA&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <published>2008-04-06T02:21:16Z</published>
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      <name>invisibility_disability</name>
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    <title type="text">Comment on Salvation Of The Misguided And Quite Random Teenager Who Was To Be Presently Tortured With Mathematics (Or, The Return Of The Double Parentheses)</title>
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    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;yes! freedom!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;obliviously unawares of my internal gasp&lt;/em&gt; very clever and funny! i love reading this series :-)&lt;br /&gt;LoA&lt;/p&gt;</content>
    <id>http://ficlets.com/stories/26752?basename=54258</id>
    <published>2008-04-04T01:27:22Z</published>
    <author>
      <name>paper flowers</name>
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    <title type="text">Comment on Salvation Of The Misguided And Quite Random Teenager Who Was To Be Presently Tortured With Mathematics (Or, The Return Of The Double Parentheses)</title>
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    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;saved!&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;And I haven&amp;#8217;t even read this series! I&amp;#8217;ve  GOT  to catch up!&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;LoA&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <published>2008-04-03T23:22:12Z</published>
    <author>
      <name>Mistress Elsha Hawk</name>
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