Dear citizens of Ficlets: What started off as a harmless corny joke (started by meh: the corny one) betwixt two friends has now turned into a fierce battle...why? _Can't we all just get along?_ I was content to my corny hearts desire when I was forced to stop my corny dancing among my royal corny subjects in the highly esteemed _Buger King_ , all because some &quot;Queen&quot; dared utter the the words 'I am cornier then you.' But I shrugged it of figuring that I'd let her have her laugh. Why did she not _just_ laugh? She _had_ to take it to the next level saying she *wears the buger king hat*! HA! You sit on a throne of lies!! Lies I tell you! LIES!! She tells you that I am the imposter. When she, at first said she was queen of some sort of non-corny nonsense, _now_ she says she is a &quot;goddess&quot;. Really? Dear people, all along I have said I am the Supreme Corny Ruler of Corny-dom. And that is who I am...not an imposter. Sincerely yours, Echo the Corny (Supreme Corny Ruler of Corny-dom) 2008-06-13T00:12:35Z http://ficlets.com/feed/story/27080 <p>um&#8230; ok?</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/27080?basename=70405 2008-06-13T00:12:35Z invisibility_disability http://ficlets.com/authors/invisible_stories <p>Completely lost, but I did chuckle at the buger King hat.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/27080?basename=58918 2008-04-26T17:53:26Z thebetweenspace http://ficlets.com/authors/thebetweenspace <p>Ummmm&#8230;. well&#8230; can&#8217;t you ujst be king and queen of corniness or something? Just a suggestion.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/27080?basename=55102 2008-04-08T21:14:32Z flute faerie http://ficlets.com/authors/user_6061 <p>I am completely and totally confused. What is this supposed to be about?<br />LoA</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/27080?basename=55063 2008-04-08T19:21:42Z Dr. Mousse http://ficlets.com/authors/gathkalvr <p>Wow, so odd I am completely lost, though I for one never begrudge people to bestow upon themselves ridiculous titles.</p> http://ficlets.com/stories/27080?basename=55035 2008-04-08T15:29:30Z THX 0477 http://ficlets.com/authors/thx_0477